Can you not tell she wants to fuck?
u pulled bro
GET IN MY SON!!!
That sentence really needs a comma halfway through to make it seem more like an urging for a fellow male to take advantage of a willing female, and less like a strenuous command to enter your male progeny.
I read that post like 4 times and had no idea what he was trying to say, until you pointed that out 
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“Get in, my son!” is a reasonably common phrase in colloquial UK English for just such an occasion as this. “GET IN MY SON!!!” is on the other hand a phrase that will forever now haunt my nightmares and something I hope never to see written again.
haha, gross.
blurry picture is blurry!
She looks rather chubby there Paddy.
She is a bit acctually yeah. But so much as in that its repulsive. Big boobs and her waist etc isn’t all that big, so the pros weigh out the cons really with her. She weighs about 10/11 stone at a good guess. But as you lot know, i’m not picky hahah.
TL;DR: You wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
10/11 stone means nothing to most people.
if only there was a picture of james kane in this thread 
raw_bean edited this post.
/internet ownage [COLOR=‘Red’]for real this time.
:facepalm:
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+1 Zing to Sanford.
:fffuuu: I believe the appropriate phrase at this point would be, “oh fucksticks!”
I knew that didn’t look right when I posted it and my mental faculties (which would normally have caught it with no problem) are somewhat dulled right now - could really do with a bit more than 4.5 hours’ sleep a night.
Anyhow, I apologise for raw_bean’s mental & emotional strife and any other suffering my failure to grammar has caused.
I’m not in YOUR son… if you recall, I demanded that everyone on this forum get in MY son (which I don’t actually have, but nevermind) so if anyone’s got any beef, it’s my son, because he’s got a pimp for a daddy.
On either side of my penis obviously, geez. Women.
Wait, yours aren’t both on the left?
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What the hell is up with your balls? lol