lol
Either this is part of the “build up” or they’re screwing with us. My bet is on the screwing but I’m hoping for the build up 
how on earth would this be a build up?
Well after the underwhelming surprise at E3 we need to hope for something (or anything for that matter).
wouldnt it get to the status of minuses. -50 = bug / -200 = maggot / -500 = Toxoplasma gondii
I’m gonna say THANKS!!! and hope it stays…
ok…random stuff…
or…everytime you login to bm your “status” gets lowered…
looks like a good game to me…
another try…
Forget it, i am a headcrab now. 
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
Edit: I am a vort, a dirty vort. However i refuse to belive that I am also gaunt, fore I know deep down in my heart of hearts I am fat.
i ams da fuking alien grunts
i can has garg?
Meh. Alien grunt. I get bugs in my arm, and a crowbar to my head…curse you gordon freeman!!!
I’m a cockroach!
EDIT: Or a headcrab, it would appear.
Hmm, the longer this goes with neither dev nor mod commenting on it the more suspicious I will become!
I finally get to feel the Vortessence.
And I’m still a zombie 
Zombie is SOOO last season, cockroach is all the rage :3
lawl im a houndeye again
Fuck “When its Done”. It might as well finally be done.
another try…
by the way, what is the ascending (or descending) order of the status names…