Personality Disorder Test

Are you a psychologist?

I am.

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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

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I can tell from the way you wrote “lies” that you have been raped by your teacher when you were 7.

See, I really am a psychologist.

Don’t confuse your own childhood experiences with mine…

Uninspired replies indicates lingering homosexuality.

Now do the test already and join the madness.

How can you people get such low scores?

I got mine by answering the questions truthfully :open_mouth:

Everyone must be lying, also the test is bullshit.

I know. Was just curious about the results. Strange though that it actually was really spot on with me. But later I had done the test three times in a row with the same answers, and different results each time…

I just did it again with the same answers, and it was the same result for me.

Weird…maybe I answered some of the questions with something different.

You’re too agreeable. Pretty much every question is in the form “I have this particular trait of insanity. Y/N?”

For example, answer the following question:
“I like to walk outside. Y/N?”

You just said “yes”, because who would get upset about walking outside? Other people would answer “no” because walking outside, while cool with them, isn’t something they’d go out of their way to say they like.

Other people balance their answers out, so even if they like walking outside, it’s not their most favouritest thing in the world… so they say “no” to make it look more important when they answer “yes” to “Do you like mudkips?”

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

There’s a method sometimes used to detect these people, by inserting certain questions… such as admitting “I have vomited in my life”, or had diarrhea. Things nobody could have escaped experiencing… should be answered truthfully, yes of course, but some sociopathic or compulsively lying people will try to deny them because it doesn’t seem like a good, healthy answer.

Or just for the simple compulsion to lie. Sociopathic and psychopathic people are compulsive liars. They will lie about anything, and not just to escape punishment or other adverse consequences associated with truth.

O rly?

I don’t.

Nor do I.

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