Does it even matter? This is a thread about penises and vaginas. Not age.
oh my…
Wrong. They could be talking about the age of the penis or vagina.
My answer depends on what exactly you meant. Years or inches? B)
And seeing as how I have already mentioned to be approaching the age of 30 in another thread, my answer appears to be pretty obvious by now I think 
I’m 14. if you were refering to me.
A self respecting man that isn’t gay.
A self respecting man that doesn’t want to have his balls licked.
Or who does want to have his balls licked, but doesn’t bother his hairy nutsack grossing out his girlfriend and leaving tiny hairs between her teeth. So, basically, a rapist at heart. Because that’s borderline sexual abuse, not love-making. But ey, who cares anyway?
Indeed.
I wished I had a vagina, my balls allways gets stuck in my underwear!
I also wish I had a vagina. It would be so much easier to get laid.
You mean sodomised.
Whatever… gotta take what you can get.
You could probably get more if you were open to more. Reminds me of some lyrics:
[indent]In Berlin
I saw two men fuck
in the dark corner of a ba-sket-ball court,
just the slight jingle of po-cket change pulsing…[/indent]
You know, because Berlin is in the same country as Hannover. That’s pretty much the only reason I was reminded of those lyrics in the context of your plight. In fact every time I think of you, I hear that part of the song play in my head.
reminds me of a gay pride parade I passed while in Rome a few weeks ago.
Yeah, well, I WOULD fuck with men - if I was a woman. But I ain’t. So I’m not doin’ it. Anal stimulation doesn’t give me anything, and I have tried practicing blow-jobbing on a banana, just for knowing what it must feel like to a woman. My gag reflex is much too unpredictable to try this with a guy.
So I have to stick to straight sex, if any at all.
Boy that wasn’t pleasant to read at all.
Sorry for making you feel uncomfortable.
Unless you’re fat/ugly/have small tits
That’s no way to treat Gabe come on now. He has humongous tits.
Vagina = My avatar and otherwise boring things such as geysers, caverns, and dormant volcanos.
Penis = The phallus takes the shape of many delicious foods; Popsicles, plantains, corn cobs, Subs, toquitos, and sausage.