I’ll just settle with being a faux-bearded 18 year old american whatchamadoodle. 
if u are 18 w/ a beard its terrible learn 2 shave. sorry that your dad is dead
I don’t have a beard but I do frequently glue fake beard hair to my face for my own amusement so it kinda counts.
I also like to rock back and forth in a room full of mirrors and tell myself I’m pretty.
Sick, nasty slightly funny but ignorant Fancy Pants unless Fee is a troll. Shame on you Fancy Pants.
Why is it terrible to have a beard with 18? I started growing a beard when I was 15
Yeah we all kinda caught on that he was trolling at the “ILL SHOOT U WITH MY UNCLE SHOTGUN U HAX ME!!!” part. It’s okay though, not everybody can be so quick.
Also beards are sexy, weirdos.
Hmm my beard is teh sexeh, I have been told this by several women!
I think that hubi is trying to keep us busy till the release/new website/skin or whatever he’s preparing.
I’m 18 and I still only have to shave once every four days.
I enjoy my babyface though. 
Personally I like when people rock the gotee.
I just noticed Daedalus’s sig. had Gordan and his gotee while I was typing.
I only support full beards. Goatees can suck it.
I can only grow what appears to be a wire mesh. It’s really, really shit.
Who’s that?
Must resist urge to mess with Gordon Freeman’s name! :fffuuu:
Gordina Meetmen
Hey guys whats goi-GWAHFAWWWWWW
Micheal McNuggets
Fordan Greeman?
Morgan Fartman.
deja vu.
OHHH NOOOEEEESSSS NNNOOOOTTTT AAAGGAAAAIIIINNNNNN
George Frotham