I am sad mainly from realizing that he won’t exist in the lives of future generations. they wont hear about what wacky, fucked up things he’s done lately.
But for some reason i can’t get the image of his decomposing, rhinoplasty-laden skull out of my mind…
Michael Jackson died today. Apparently it’s the first time he’s been stiff without a little boy present.
Latest reports indicate that Michael Jackson died of an allergic reaction after eating 5-year-old nuts.
Scientists predict hurricane force winds all over the world for the next 24 hours as every child breathes a collective sigh of relief.
Why did Michael Jackson go into cardiac arrest? He walked into a nursery.
Farrah and Jackson both dead, what a horrible day to be a white woman.
Michael Jackson didn’t go into cardiac arrest, he was in the children’s ward having a stroke.
“When Farrah reached the pearly gates she was asked for one wish …she said she would like all the children of the world to be kept safe…soon after Michael Jackson arrived” …boom
Michael Jackson’s heart attack was hereditary. It was in his billy genes
What’s the difference between MJ and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids
Due to the fact Michael Jackson is already considered 99% plastic it has been decided that instead of being cremated he will be melted down and be made into lego blocks, so that the younger generation may play with him for a change!
Michael Jackson found guilty of 27 counts of child molestation. He was put under arrest earlier today. Cardiac arrest.
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