Human babies makes me want to kill in cold blood.
You are the future of the human race.
As a side note, I don’t see the similarities.
Dogs are everything babies can’t be.
You mean hair-laden snaggle-fanged four-legged yappers DON’T make you want to express their anal glands the same way you would those of a human infant?
Them’s ugly babies.
I’m sure a lot of people ‘‘talk’’ about you, so that’s probably for the best. 
[COLOR=‘Black’]jk
Well, there are similarities, at least to our instincts. Otherwise it wouldn’t be so common people calling their dogs “my baby” or talking to them the same way they talk to babies.
I talk to my dog the same way I talk to people that know what they’re doing.
I try to carry on intellectual conversations with my dog but they are always very one sided.
(he went to college)
I talk to my women the same way I talk to my penis: WITH MY FISTS.
You punch your penis? Seems like a mental condition to me…
It’s the only way I can cum. 
Whatever works…
Did someone just say that humans are hardwired to find babies pleasant and worth protecting?
Babies are the downfall of human society. Of course, babies aren’t the only ones to blame. Parents as well. If there’s a country that completely bans reproduction, I’m moving there. Sadly the only one that comes close is China, and they don’t completely ban it
From where did you get that awesome picture?
ye punch babies
so fucking annoying
Ramirez, what the fuck? Cardigans?
What the fuck happened to you, this is pretty darn lame.
Reproduction is literally the meaning of life. Everything else you do during your short time in this world is extra fluff.
Also, if you’re the kind of person who ever has trouble noticing their cell phone ringing, use a baby crying as your ringtone, your brain does NOT ignore that sound. Our brains are VERY well-tuned to pay attention to signs of our young in trouble.
wtf lolno
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edit:wanna remove this post