Let's do this on Nintendo DS.

[Brother_Shrike]

@StrikeBeam

Something wrong with you…

it’s called rule 34.:freeman:

[mattemuse]

@Brother Shrike

it’s called rule 34.:freeman:

go back to 4chan

[Ramirezoid]

Wait…isn’t Rule 34 actually relevant to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? I need to read that again.

[TheOneAndOnly]

It is indeed. Sucks, but there’s no escape from rule 34.

[blue]

@Ramirezoid

Wait…isn’t Rule 34 actually relevant to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? I need to read that again.

if rule 1 and 2 is do not talk about /b, its hard to think they didnt come from 4chan ;]

[Brother_Shrike]

It seems like everything comes from 4chan. I don’t know what the HHGTTG reference is, but I don’t think it’s the same as the rule 34 in question.

[StrikeBeam]

…

Back to world Half Life.

[TheOneAndOnly]

Well, a good way to get back on topic would have been to, like, post some screenies and stuff. Threads get easily derailed around here - picture yourself as a farmer who is trying to harness a big group of wild horses. It’s not easy, that’s for sure.

[StrikeBeam]

Took the banner on the bottom of the site and added a glow. Think it looks better?

[Ramirezoid]

No. Glowing text is for consolefags.

[sersoft]

@Brother Shrike

rule 34

this comes from 4chan, it’s 100% sure, I know because I was there.

Also, saying (something)fags, like “consolefags” or “macfags” also comes from 4chan.

And so does “the game” BTW you just lost.

[Brother_Shrike]

@sersoft

this comes from 4chan, it’s 100% sure, I know because I was there.

Also, saying (something)fags, like “consolefags” or “macfags” also comes from 4chan.

And so does “the game” BTW you just lost.

I know someone who won the game.

[Ramirezoid]

4chan is where everything commonly used on the internet originates from.

[Crunchy]

That’s pretty cool that you want to do this and have the skills to do it. I, for one, think a 2d game would ruin the fun of half-life but then I’m not a fan of portable game units anyway. If you are going to do this, you probably ought to come up with a unique name and not rip off black mesa ideas

[InterloperX]

I don’t know, there’s actually some pretty cool 2D side scrolling Half-Life games out there.

https://download.chip.eu/en/Half-Life-2D-Codename-Gordon_110494.html

https://portal.wecreatestuff.com/

I figure the stylus action would work well with either, but definitely Codename Gordon would be the better fit for DS. Accessing the inventory on the second screen etc etc. It would be decent.

[sersoft]

You could easily port codename gordon to anything because it’s powered by flash 8…

[Mangled]

@StrikeBeam

If I hadn’t of mentioned my age, I think the response would be different

Do not underestimate my ability: That game design program you saw ‘DS Game Maker’, I programmed entirely myself and my parents know nothing about computer programming. I’m not about to go proove I’m not a Noob, because I have to deal with other noobs who use DSGM every day who think they are not noobs.

Here’s my issue…

[b][i]Do you want to develop Nintendo DS games without spending countless hours learning how to become a programmer?

Then you’ve come to the right place. DS Game Maker allows you to make exciting DS Games, without the need to write a single line of code. Making games with DS Game Maker is a lot of fun.

Using easy to learn click-and-drop actions, you can create professional looking games within very little time. You can make games with animated graphics, sound effects, Wifi and even advanced logic! And when you’ve become more experienced, there is a built-in programming language, which gives you the full flexibility of creating games with DS Game Maker.

You can do anything you want with the games you produce: show them off, or even sell them! The program comes preloaded with a collection of freeware images and sounds to get you started.[/i][/b]

You’ve labelled yourself as a games programmer, but you’re using a program tailored for people who don’t know anything about programming… so you have no credibility, but feel free to throw a nice segment of code at me, that you’ve made that actually does something.

Another thing is I’ve seen countless times before when people start little projects that ride on the coat tails of important and successful projects. So don’t call it Black Mesa.

Plus you did not make that program. Nobody likes a liar.

[Crunchy]

I wouldn’t put it past him. He MADE the program.

DS Game Maker is a Windows application written by James Garner (15) from the United Kingdom. The program, which grew massively during 2008 is constantly being developed and enables the creation of Nintendo DS Games without learning many programming concepts or even a programming language.

https://www.dsgamemaker.com/dsgm.php

My brother was programming pc games in jr. high so I don’t know why this guy couldn’t do it. However, like I said a 2d game of half-life seems like a waste, especially when a console/portable is fully capable of doing it in 3d.

I totally agree about the Black Mesa name. Total rip-off.

[TheOneAndOnly]

I agree with the previous posts. Maybe this DS project should try something a bit different - how about playing as a regular Black Mesa scientist? Or as a zombie? I would LOVE to play as a headcrab and score points every time I turn a human into a zombie.

[Repzik]

… and are stuck on him for eternity until you are shot off and killed.