Nah we’ll put up a fight. We’ve got guns!
We’ve got Boomerangs! Take dat yer lousy Bleck Hole!
We’ll just get a few fat guys in there, it will jam it up, and we will be saved.
There are several collisions that happen naturally every day. (according to one scientist in an interview) The risk factor is rather small. So far, the highest temp recorded by any particle smash was said to be ten trillion degrees (True, for less than a pico second) If there was going to be an artificial event horizon, it would have happened already… Yes?
Just get Gabe.
And lose the head of Valve? Never.
Where the hell do you think all the hot white women originated from?? You’ll have to explain why u said that to the 10000000000 of angry, horny guys around the world!!!
lol, there are billions of things that could destroy us every day. but it doesn’t happen.
neutron stars emitting gamma ray bursts f.ex. hellishly scary no?
black holes sucking up earth?
asteroids knocking earth back to its beginning?
galaxies crossing paths?
get a grip
we are all going to die of deceases or natural cause long before any event of that magnitude is hitting us.
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I like how everybody says that the LHC is in Switzerland yet almost all of it is in France 
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Don’t think that would work, even neutron stars which have a density a million billion times that of diamond get torn apart by black holes without a problem.
THE JOKE
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That would be because the main CERN facility itself is in Switzerland.
We’re all doomed I tell you! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! [color=’#121212’]to an eternity of scientific enlightenment.
OH GOD INTELLIGENCE RUN!!!
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I thought the thread title said “Large Hardon Collider actually working.”
The jokes been made. In very disturbing ways.
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