Interesting occurences involving dreams

[Orpheon]

@sersoft

Well congratulations, sounds like you won the game.

Most of my dreams seem to have gray cloudy skies in them too, except for the good ones. The really good ones have clear skies, like the one where I was wandering in a field and I found a baby seat, which I sat in, and which started floating and then flew really fast. That was the most fun dream I’ve had, closest to the so-called “flying dreams”.

Also, and I just remembered this so I’m not sure what it is, but when talking about symbolism in dreams and the types of dreams you have, isn’t there supposed to be a category of life-altering dreams or something? Dreams that like really mean something to you and change your outlook or whatever. I’ve never had one, has anyone else?

Also also, does anyone lucid dream? I don’t think I’ve ever really been able to do it before, but I’ve known people who have said they could do it and it sounds awesome.

[JamesKane]

@SassyRobot

Was it your jizz or did it come from someone else?

He was dreaming of soup :3

[Trigger_Proximity]

CREAMED SOUP.

[DansonDelta40]

@Mr.Shadow

I dreamed a strange dream. Next morning I woke up with jizz in my pants.

Seems I had that exact same dream! :fffuuu:

[Bolteh]

@SassyRobot

Was it your jizz or did it come from someone else?

Is there any way you can tell whether it’s your jizz or someone else’s?

[sersoft]

Now that I think about it, jizz in a dream actually happened to me too, except I could clearly remember that I was fapping in the dream, but not moving at all IRL, still same result though, I wish I had the power to do that when awake. INSTA JIZZ GO!

[DansonDelta40]

@Bolteh

Is there any way you can tell whether it’s your jizz or someone else’s?

Yep, there is. Take a sip of it and thoroughly taste it.

Every man should know the taste of his own semen. ('Coz you oughta know what you dare your girlfriend to swallow) If it tastes strange, it’s probably not yours. Feel free to vomit perfuously, then.

@sersoft

Now that I think about it, jizz in a dream actually happened to me too, except I could clearly remember that I was fapping in the dream, but not moving at all IRL, still same result though, I wish I had the power to do that when awake. INSTA JIZZ GO!

It’s actually possible to train yourself for that achievement. Just take your time for erotic daydreaming and concentrate on the most erotic things you can think of, without ever touching yourself. The more you develop and delve into your sexual fantasies and imagination, the hotter the mere thought of it can get you, until you manage to give yourself an orgasm by merely daydreaming, as said before - without touching yourself.

It takes much more time, of course, than simply fapping to porn.

[Imonfire]

I never remember my dreams. Never ever.

[noonem]

I had a dream that I was kicked in the balls, I woke up at 3 am and during that day I got kicked in the balls 3 times.

[Mr.Shadow]

@SassyRobot

Was it your jizz or did it come from someone else?

Both

[_rot_fodder]

@noonem

I had a dream that I was kicked in the balls, I woke up at 3 am and during that day I got kicked in the balls 3 times.

be glad you didn’t get up at ten.

[sersoft]

I woke up at 10AM, after going to sleep at 7:45AM.

[Jingles]

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up, live up to the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal.”
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave-owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color if their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day down in Alabama with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, one day right down in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

Oh wait, that was someone else wasn’t it?

[Mr_Someguy]

My friend gets angry at videogames alot. So sometimes when I’m asleep and he’s playing a game, I can hear him cursing while I sleep. It’s kinda funny.