I’m the same with the “I can eat loads and not get fat”…then again I get laid
GOOO Fong!
And Fong does not get laid a lot?
I bet the ladies love the Fong and his long shlong!
Wait Piefish, you get laid in your parents house in a room that does not fit a hammock?
Yes…yes I do…and other peoples houses too ofc
One of my cats tends to make a habit of walking into my room and staring, making things uncomfortable.
Very
Very
Uncomfortable
He has a picture of just that happening in his avatar.
No that would be me pulling a face for the camera whilst I was eating a bacon sandwich.
I think you’re a bit confused as to what BrAndi said aren’t you?
I still underage. 
I hope I can get laid, but I guess anime fag usually doesn’t get laid easily.
Come to England, underage sex is a way of life
If I can get to England, I plan to get to Canadian.
I am bikkel.
:fffuuu:
Truth Hurts
im fucking a baby right now infact. please dont act grossed out as this is fundamental to my culture and heritage. god save the queen
That would be called pedophillia.
It’s slightly different to underage sex because you have to be mentally fucked up to do it.
Nah, Suffolk must be a hotspot for underage sex. Up here we have two flavours horny skinny bitches & fat gagging gutter trash.
Take your pick…
You were the last of your friends to get laid weren’t you?
15
You’re 15? Oh lol.
I’d just like to point this phrase out.
Nope 15 when I first got laid, thats all…
So your point is invalid…oh lol again
I did notice but didn’t say anything