Put some oil on your face so that it will look like black tears.
Go to a crowded indoors place
Put some oil (and other stuff that you desire?) in your mouth.
Make loud noises
Throw it up
Yell “I’m infected”
Get arrested.
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PROFIT!
Just so you all know, Mineral Oil, is almost always clear, not black.
Use it on a computer that isn’t shit.
grease grannies
See if you like having things in your rectum, you may discover that you are a huge faggot. evacuate your bowels before you try anything, and use condoms unless you want to end up dying of sepsis
You could make very good petroleum jelly out of that. It can be used to build a nice composite bomb together with potassium chlorate and an igniter.
Try mixing it with diesel (50:50). It should smoke like hell if you ignite it. Be careful though. Diesel fires are hard to put out + if the surface of the diesel gets in contact with too much oxygen and heat, the Diesel will blow.
Diesel can be hard to ignite though, you need something like 200°C and then it is only the fumes burning.
Try this for the (smoke) bomb: Take a plastic bottle of water (glass bottle if you want shrapnell) and fill it up with 3/4 Diesel and 1/4 Mineral oil. Then throw in a good firecracker (with or without extended fuse, the bigger the better) and cover all of your body behins something solid.
I am not responsible for any injuries btw. Any chemists here? Ram had lots of chemistry I think, where is he when you need him… I’m just an amateur.
Become a terrorist bscly
fill water ballons with it and throw it at people.
Actually it is used medically, so you would heal potential cuts, bruises, minor wounds and burns.
I’d have to be a reeeally thick oil. :retard:
Go to a bar and spike people’s drinks with it.
fap
Go to a restaurant
pour some of that shit in an unattended tea pitcher while no-one’s looking
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PROFIT!!!
Send it, along with some piping and such, to me. I need a cooling system for my computer.
Break into a local fast food place, and switch it out with their vegtable oil. Especially if they serve fries/chips.