I’m so manly I take estrogen to keep the manliness in check.
Oh wait. That’s for transition. Nevermind. I think I lose this thread.
I am so manly that I made Valve Time and Real Time converge. And lived to tell about it.
I’m so manly I make all other men look flamboyantly gay in comparison.
I’m so manly I make all other men flamboyantly gay.
Not that manly. Real men don’t wear gasmasks.
I’m so manly I eat bullets and crap nuclear warheads.
They do when they examine unexploded ordinance on a chemical weapons range with their bare hands.
Real men’s ordinance always explodes.
I am so manly that the sun asks permission from me to come up every day.
I’m so manly I eat babies and shit delta force members
I’m so manly I took the blue pill and still got out of the matrix.
I am so manly that the Washington Monument looks loose in comparison. 
I pee into the center of the bowl, not on the side, /FACE
I’m so manly that I once climbed into a a tree to get my pet cat but then it turned out it wasn’t my pet cat and I got in a fight with the thing that I got down from the tree which I thought was my pet cat but actually wasn’t my pet cat that was actually a racoon that actually was just wearing a racoon skin that was actually from an actual racoon that actually was killed by a rat which was actually the thing that I thought was my cat that I got down from the tree which actually reminded me that I didn’t actually have a cat that actually was my pet goldfish which I actually murdered because it wan’t the droids I was looking for.
Can anyone beat that? :freeman:
Also, I’m so manly that I watched this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJSULjfycXo
i once made an incredibly slowburning fart that lasted for about ten seconds or more.
holy shit!
you made what I said look pathetic. 
I’m so manly…
…I just double-posted.
I’m so manly I’m posting in a forum for videogames, in a topic about being manly.
Oh snap.