you, sir, are a poet. And maybe don’t no et.
My internet went down yesterday and only got back up today, so I hope you had a happy new year party filled with booze, music and sex.
Happy new year Fuckers! 
My first thoughts upon waking up in 2012 were “OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW I definitely didn’t need to start on that other bottle of vodka”
MY HEAD IS EXPLODING
hummm…you sound like Al Gore 
I hope the year starts and ends with sex for you all.
Voadka>sex
Damn it I literally got no sleep last night and I have stuff to do today. Bringing in the new year with style.
Tequila>Vodka
Happy New Year everyone xD
Enjoy your hangovers and new years party cleanups guys!
on a prettybad comedown right now and my body feels like shit but coole night
happy new year everybody!
Totally thought I was here yesterday and wished you all happy new years already but I keep forgetting shit due to smoking so much weed and hash yesterday, plus all the booze and drunk driving in my friend’s 3000gt that’s missing the front bumper. Even my parents got me drinking vodka and some champagne allegedly from my home town in Ukraine… Plus I told everyone that I quit smoking on new year’s, but fuck that, I only have 4 left in the pack, so might as well finish that slowly 1 cig a day and then be done with it.
You’re so cool.
A bit like a cool guy I knew who killed a young girl while drunk driving.
The judge thought he was so cool he sentenced him to 2 years in prison.
You’re so cool.
Actually, you’re so cool I have to quote you twice
Champagne is from Champagne, not the Ukraine. If it’s from the Ukraine or anywhere outside of the Champagne region in France it’s sparkling wine.
I wasn’t the one driving, and the guy driving wasn’t over the legal limit lol
I had one wild night of drinking non-alcoholic cider and playing trivial pursuit.
My life sure is craaaaaaaaaazy
Happy New Year Everyone! Here’s to the world not ending this year!
Then it’s not really drunk driving (unless your friend gets drunk on a very small amount)
I hope you were wearing your safety belts. Safety first!
Isn’t non-alcoholic cider just cloudy apple juice? ;p
My usually secluded and locked away half irish side (from father´s side) came out to play on new years eve, got incredibly drunk on JUST beer, god knows how much I had but pretty much continous drinking from 10pm till 9am, got home… somehow, the missus put me to bed, 2 hours later, woke up and projectile-vomited all over the place… lovely.
…she wasn´t impressed but at least she helped me clean up. I think we´re going to have to repaint our bedroom, these stains just wont come off 
but yeah, happy new year