I didn’t know doors had birthdays.
I didn’t know assholes had birthdays. Happy birthday, you curmudgeon!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday…
Blah blah blah
Drunk Deer. Have a top notch penblewydd(?)
many jubilous returns on the completion of another rotation around our glorious star
How the hell have I missed this?
Happy birthday, Door!
Because it didn’t pop up on facebook, like the bdays of all tse other aqquaintances…
Happy Birthday Mr. Door.
Happy birthday door!
Happy celebration of being one year closer to death!
How are doors on fire born?
That time of year again.
Door, moy drug, please to be making birthday acquaintances.
You don’t get a birthday this year.
Go to your room.
Happy birthday Door!
muzzltopf!
happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Burstday