Hai! I'm new here! ^w^

[collision] You’re retarded. Just retarded. [/collision]

Shit, did you guys drive em off? So much for populating the Black Mesa Dating Service… not that I’d need it…

This thread is the best entertainment and most enjoyment I’ve had in years.

This is the best entertainment you’ve had in years?

I genuinely feel sorry for you.

I get bored easily.

We all do, that’s why we come here.

Nah, I just multitask.

Exactly, and it’s more fun to keep reading a continually growing thread where people are being weird than just refreshing the page hoping someone has said something.

But aren’t you hitting the refresh button to see if someone has posted yet?

I do, the difference is I don’t need to hope.

There is no hope here, you should know that!

The clock is 05:19!

Here, you’re pretty much guaranteed some form of snark every 25% of posts so there is a pretty decent rate of return, as compared to slot machines anyway.

Time to up that percentage!

Wait, remind me. Why is everyone still posting in this topic? The OP has clearly left.

Because we love dragging threads into the street and cannibalizing them like rabid Congo rebels.

We established already that it’s because we get bored easily, thus the bath salts induced cannibalization explained in the post above.

Same reason as you.

Seems sensible enough. Carry on.

Will do, Kate Winslet.

munches on thread corpse

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.