Stupid question , but how is this all on topic? 
i mean the name variations…
it’s on topic because it’s on topic…and because Raw_bean says so
Greefman Frodon
Frodo Grieferhobit.
Fredi Gravierbit
P-p-p-p-p-p-pokerface.
Griefi Friderbam
Griefy Grottomonman
Blocky Needleman
Gordbrush Freewood
Screamin’ Freemin’
This is a good thread and the OP should be proud of it.
Just kidding.
Who’s responsible for this nonsense?
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Its not the OPs fault.
He’s not the one who thought Gordon’s name was Gordan?
We were making fun of him for nothing?
We are such bad people.
Oh wait…
Your fault for making fun of him.
Gordon has anyone even been far as decided to go even want to do look more like?
Yo dawg I know you like Gordon Freeman so we put a Gordon in your Freeman so you can Gordon while you Freeman.
God is.
GODon Freeman.
Oooh, an actually good one!
God FreedMan.