Sounds like the David Lynch Godzilla treatment right there…
He’s not fat, he’s big boned.
I don’t see the difference.
Except for the neck that is.
And the thighs, a little bit.
It all started when people got pissy at the 1998 Godzilla. They did the math and realized that its legs wouldn’t have been able to support it, even with super-strong bone, at its size.
I wonder if any Japanese web news sites go on 4chan and make articles out of the shit they say.
All they did was make him more muscular. In fact, they adapted the design and altered it so that it no longer could fit a man inside of it. That’s kinda it.
all he’s missing is his lil pointy earsies
I work at the cinema and so far I’ve got the popcorn bags, collectors cup, and shittier version of the poster to go along with my potentially numerous free screenings.
Almost makes up for not being able to pay bills on my salary
The Ever Increasing Size of Godzilla: Implications for Sexual Selection and Urine Production
“…the real problem of a 55,000 ton Godzilla is the urine production. Using the handy Kaiju post, we can quickly calculate that, 12,921,400 gallons per day. That is about a quarter of the hold of the largest production oil tankers.”
Well, that… glasses pull really takes the piss out of things.
Got my tickets for Friday’s Imax 3D show!
Tell us if it sucks or not. I hope it doesn’t, but I’m not getting my hopes up.
watchin it tonight
Well you can rejoice because it didn’t suck! Maybe not as mind-blowingly amazing as I’d hoped, but it was still a good solid movie. And it really seemed to nail the feeling of a Godzilla movie.
And what do you know, that crashed plane wasn’t stupid after all. (Unlike the military.)
Oh yeah, my bad I thought it was the plane. Yeah that train isn’t even in the movie, unless it’s on TV for a split second or something.
Yeah, that train image wasn’t in there.
The first time Godzilla roared, the audience started clapping. Sounded great in Imax.
Because the story line and creature design were really weak and because of some bad filming continuity and illogical story errors, I only give it a five on a scale of one to ten.
I just saw it again. I think my biggest gripe is how stupid the military is. I suppose the case could be made that they underestimated [color=’#151515’]the MUTOs, but then again, they were well aware of their capabilities before falling victim to them. And their whole ‘nuke em all’ plan was so fraught with logical errors that it could only have been more ridiculous if it actually worked. Also what is with this emerging trope of idiot pilots flying straight into giant monsters for no apparent reason?
Because Independence Day.