Gym too expensive. Cannot afford.
He meant hit the gym as in literally hit it with your fists.
He knows you can’t afford it by just the way you talk.
So ladies could look good in em I guess. Although I don’t think everyone would fair to well in them…
They’re the only article of clothing that manages to be less flattering than a muumuu. I wouldn’t touch a girl wearing either, because just the fact that they’re wearing those in public really says quite a bit about them for me.
Don’t you hate it more when you get up in the middle of the night, walk to the bathroom,* and the toilet’s low altitude does not suit your attentive inclination?
- you start taking a leak, and[list][*]someone has saran-wrapped your toilet bowl as a prank?
- your aim is perfect but your output is forked to each side?
- three seconds later you wake up?
[/*:m][/list:u]
Are you still jealous that the size of my synapses increases by the weight training?
I just love how the only offence you can come up with is actually based on perspective distortion.
Double post
I liked the synapses insult better.
Yeah, first, when I clicked on “reply”, it gave me 500 internal server error. Clicked back, had to write everthing again, then I looked and BAM, two posts. So I just trimmed down.
Anyway, added my synapses to the post for your pleasure.
The bigger they are, the longer they drawl.
Size is obsolete. Neuron density’s all the rage now.
My brain is denser then Osmium.
Yet bolteh seem to be jealous of my size.
I wonder why.
Also, I disagreewith Maxey’s following statement.
Skank hoes are not hot. Coincidentally, only skank hoes wear short skirts.
No wonder.
Anyway, hot girls with medium to short skirts and really nice, clean legs = [Bender’s voice]oh mamma![/bender]
Yeah, inb4jealousofag disagrees.
Way ahead of you.
Looks otherwise.
Get a room, you two.
Sadly, I don’t look like Arnold, so he has no interest in me 
He started the shit.