I want to see 2 Otis guards having a pie eating contest. Maybe during the tram ride as you slowly pass a food court or something.
“Good Morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Research Facility. This automated train–”
. . . om nom nom grom GROM GROM GROM! GROM! GROM! GROM GROM grom nom nom om . . .
“–topside temperature is: 93 degrees with an estimated high of: 105.”