BMS steam chat moments

[GARD]

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3): its boring rules
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(]: Then gtfo
CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) was kicked by James Kane.

[Siggs]

Aah, you missed out the returning CPUman

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : lol
CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : lol
CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : lol
CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : lol
CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : insane
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max] : To make sure cpu man doesnt spam -_-
[66th Airborne-D] Cocoajoe : no spam
CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : makin
[TW] Siggs : …if your bored, don’t spam
GARD : whats worng with… “no spam” then?
CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : its boring rules
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max] : Then gtfo

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) was kicked by James Kane.

James Kane : laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
GARD : pwnt
[TW] Siggs : timing
[66th Airborne-D] Cocoajoe : Owned
GARD : lol
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max] : Oh james ninja’ed me

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) entered chat.

GARD : CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : its boring rules
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max] : Then gtfo

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) was kicked by James Kane.

[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max] : Haha
GARD : luuuv it

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) entered chat.

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : stop
[66th Airborne-D] Cocoajoe : You got owned!’;’
James Kane : why should i stop

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) was kicked by James Kane.

Cpl.1nsane<3 entered chat.
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max] : haah awesome james

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) entered chat.

[TW] Siggs : >.<
CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : stop omg
James Kane: you like spammng and i like spaming kicks

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) was kicked by James Kane.

[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max] : This is soo funny xD

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) entered chat.

CPU MAN (NEED HL2:EP3) : plz
James Kane : fine

My bad, it’s quite long.
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[Soup]

@Siggs

Aah, you missed out the returning CPUman

My bad, it’s quite long.
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Worth it.

[shifty]

Cpl.1nsane<3 disconnected.
Cpl.1nsane<3 entered chat.
Ironfruit: Insane get a connection
Cpl.1nsane<3: >_>
Cpl.1nsane<3: it’s not always bad
Cpl.1nsane<3 disconnected.

OWNED!!!

[Patonki]

[Suggestive]

Raminator: in addition to not drinking, i also hate the beach
Raminator: i am as unaustralian as you can get while still saying crikey
[TW|LS] Collision: are you like
[TW|LS] Collision: anti aussie
Raminator: YOU GET SAND WHERE THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE SAND
Raminator: WHY IS SAND THERE
Raminator: HOW DID SAND GET THERE
Raminator: WHY WON"T SAND GET OUT OF THERE

[Dr_Perky]

John entered chat
[TW] Dr. Perky: john this is sorta a private chat could you leave please
John: sure
John left chat.
Ŝ U R P L U Š: wait
[TW] Dr. Perky: hahaah
Ŝ U R P L U Š: wtf
Ŝ U R P L U Š: lol
Spooks: Lols.
[TW] Dr. Perky: fuck yes i was hoping tha would happen
Spooks: He was totally an old timer.
Spooks: Or was he.
TastesLikeChicken: great job
[SanFROD]: oh win
RabidMonkey: way to go dicks
[SanFROD]: yeah, we’re pretty cool
RabidMonkey:

[Soup]

@Dr. Perky

John entered chat
[TW] Dr. Perky: john this is sorta a private chat could you leave please
John: sure
John left chat.

You win, you really do.

[Soup]

[TW] Soup: scooby doo?
Ironfruit: Indeed
Ironfruit: I need him

[Keresh]

[SJ!] Keresh: we could be zombie goasts
[SJ!] Keresh: and you wouldn’t know
Raminator: what if i helped you
[SJ!] Keresh: oh
[TW] Soup: but if we were zombie goasts, we’d have to leave this place
[SJ!] Keresh: oh no!
[TW] Soup: I don’t wanna be a zombie goast, Keresh!
[TW] Soup: D:
[SJ!] Keresh: I, I
[SJ!] Keresh: I don’t want to leave ;_;
Raminator: YOU DON’T HAVE A SAY IN THE MATTER
You have been kicked from the chat by Raminator.

AAAND

aliensoldier entered chat.
[SJ!] Keresh: hmm
aliensoldier: hi
[SJ!] Keresh: how can you almost pull your penis?
Raminator: light touch, man
Raminator: light touch
[SJ!] Keresh: hmm
[SJ!] Keresh: never tried
aliensoldier left chat.

aliensoldier entered chat.
Door @H|H: [SJ!] Keresh: how can you almost pull your penis?
Door @H|H: What have I missed in these three minutes?
Raminator: patonki’s masturbation techniques
[SJ!] Keresh: basically
Door @H|H scrolls up and saves
37: Speaking of fapping
37: Static electricity testing showed who does the bast handjobs
aliensoldier left chat.

[Soup]

[TW] Soup: trivia of the week: the Black Mesa mod if just two hours of a finger pointing at you with laughter playing in the backgroud. Pressing any button just makes Ram appear and say “pfoo”
Door @H|H: No, it’s Raminator’s Ladies mod.
[TW] Dr. Perky: haha
[TW] Soup: well, whatever name, it’s the same thing
RabidMonkey: what, how did you get our latest build
RabidMonkey: its supposed to be a secret!

Looks like I cracked it, guys.

[Spooks]

Raminator: mat_yuv 1
Raminator: noir mesa
Raminator: fund it
Spooks: Haha.
RabidMonkey: lol
Spooks: I think I tried that one way back.
Spooks: I’d fund that anytime.
Spooks: Also, Gordon spitting out Caruso one-liners, Max Payne style.
Spooks: Going out of the Surface Tension tunnel. The Who kicks in.
Spooks: Make it happen.
Raminator: looks like, that tentacle, got fired
Raminator: YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
Raminator: he’d need to be putting sunglasses on every ten minutes
Spooks: Killing alien controllers, takes, brains.
Spooks: YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
Raminator: these consequences, weren’t entirely, unforeseen
Raminator: YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH

Tackling that Gonarch, took, balls.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH

Raminator: I KNOW I HAVE TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU LATELY
James Kane: NO
Raminator: BUT I WANT YOU TO HEAR IT AGAIN
Raminator: I LOVE YOU JAMES
James Kane: DO IT
James Kane: I LOVE YOU RAMINATOR
Raminator: GIVE ME A HUG, MAN
Raminator OPENS ARMS
James Kane HUGS RAMINATOR
Raminator: D’AWWWWW
Raminator: MANLY FUCKING TEARS
James Kane BRO FISTS RAMINATOR
Mr. P. Kiwi: Hw do you do that?
Raminator BRO-FISTS JAMES
Raminator: YOU AREN’T A GROUP OFFICER, YOU CAN’T DO IT MR. KIWI
Raminator: SUCKS, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT
James Kane: YOU HAVE TO DO IT VERY CAREFULLY
Mr. P. Kiwi: Oh… That explains some stuff…
Spooks ponders if James and Raminator would go as far as the love-fist stage.
James Kane LOVE FISTS RAMINATOR
Raminator: MANY TIMES SPOOKS
Raminator: MANY TIMES

Raminator: give away your earthly belongings, they only tether you to the dreary status quo
James Kane: so deep
RabidMonkey: lol
Spooks: Raminator usually does it deep.
Spooks: Don’t you dare forget.
RabidMonkey: its true
Raminator: giggity
James Kane: when looking up deep in the dictionary all you find is Raminator’s pelvis
Raminator: and prolapsed rectums
Spooks: I think he was implying tha-- eh, never mind. << >>
Raminator: it works both ways, spooks
Raminator: just like me
Raminator: just
Raminator: like
Raminator: me
James Kane:
RabidMonkey: oh shi-

[Siggs]

Lamsey@trainternet: makes it harder to frame, but it’s fine if you have a steady hand and good visual memory
[TW] Siggs: i.e. out the window of a moving car
Lamsey@trainternet: or a tripod
[TW] Siggs: >
Lt. Cmdr Cocoajoe [66th A-D]: …
Lt. Cmdr Cocoajoe [66th A-D] leaves because no one said hi to him or fluffled him :’(
Lt. Cmdr Cocoajoe [66th A-D] left chat.
[TW] Siggs: mid convo mate
[TW] Siggs: dw
Grey Acumen entered chat.
[TW] Siggs: FUCK
Süggestive: haha
Grey Acumen: yes, fuck
[TW] Siggs: exactly
Grey Acumen: I always come in at the best time
Grey Acumen: so who’s getting fucked?

[Dirty Idler] Venom entered chat.
Lamsey@trainternet: in addition to knocking the bitch out cold for hours
Süggestive: Haha
[Dirty Idler] Venom left chat.

[TW] Siggs: https://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6444/photo0181e.jpg
Raminator: THE FAITHFUL SHALL HAVE THE EMPEROR’S PROTECTION
[TW] Siggs: that’s one cool dog
MasterHyperActive: servers has been down for a year now
Savant: that’s just a dog
Savant: dog’s aren’t cool
Savant: wolves are cool
[TW] Siggs: gtfo
[TW] Siggs: he has a leather jacket and shades
[TW] Siggs: not to mention the helmet
Savant: HE HAS A HAT
Savant: OMG HE HAS IDLED
MasterHyperActive: corgis!!
Savant: THAT DOG IS A IDLER

D:

[Dr_Perky]

Chopper Dan: office tension
RabidMonkey: surface complex
Raminator: questionable pit
Raminator: we’ve got ethics
RabidMonkey: unforseen blast
Raminator: anomalous hostiles
RabidMonkey: gonarch residue
Raminator: interloper processing
Raminator: unforeseen power
RabidMonkey: dude we need to make a HL1 parody with these chapter names
Raminator: haha yeah, it would kick dick
Raminator: you play as gordan freemen, a mute psychotic with a prediliction for violence
RabidMonkey: gordon freed-men
Raminator: one day you’re loading samples into the science machine
Raminator: and your supervisor yells at you and you flip your lid
Raminator: and KILL EVERYONE
RabidMonkey: postal 4 amirite
RabidMonkey: source engine and all
Raminator: hahaha
Raminator: fund it
RabidMonkey:

I think they got something here I really do

[Imonfire]

^Do want!

[MasterHyperActive]

RC † Cup o Joe: that’s right but it’s still pro creative in the sense of their relationship if it’s not done with idolotry
[TW] Siggs entered chat.
[TW] Siggs: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RELIGION. SERIOUSLY COCKFAGS, DOO EET.
[TW] Siggs left chat.
Cpl.1nsane<3: haha

[TW] Siggs entered chat.
[TW] Siggs: >.>
[TW] Siggs: <.<
baconeggs: 0.0
Cpl.1nsane<3: https://www.livestream.com/insanesmagicalmusicalextraganza
[SanFROD]: blocked the fag
[TW] Siggs: my last statement still stands
Chopper Dan: Siggs knows whats what
Pvt. DenDrio [66th A-D]: =]
Pvt. DenDrio [66th A-D]: i’m keeping chat on
[TW] Siggs: lol, I do indeed
[SanFROD]: siggs, it’s the end of it methinks
[TW] Siggs: thank heavens for that
[TW] Siggs: seriously, chat all evening has just been random flaming.
Chopper Dan: For that siggs you get player of the week
[TW] Siggs: ooh!
MasterHyperActive: hahaha
[TW] Siggs: that’s too awesome

[Siggs]

Sitting with a chatbox full of flaming (esp.about religion) can get very annoying :hmph::hmph:
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[Soup]

@Siggs

Sitting with a chatbox full of flaming (esp.about religion) can get very annoying :hmph::hmph:
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I find it worse when it gets spammy, but instead of being a big bitch about it (like you, you big bitch) I just leave.

[Siggs]

I did

I hadn’t been in chat for a couple of hours till that Impressive that it was all still going tho.
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[Collision]

Speaking of the chat…

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?

It’s empty wtf is going on?