BMS steam chat moments

Text taken out of context ftw.

… whats with the doubling

Er… What?

this.

They’re just quoting a post that included a quote, which was posted in a thread full of quotes. Nothing strange there :wink:

Ahhh, yes. The very essence of this thread.

I see three (3) quotes of the same sort.

So what? Move on.

Okay…

Old, but still funny, in my opinion.

Let’s see if Siggs remembers this chat. Good times :3 The chatlog is actually longer, but I know people dislike those long quotes, so there.

ITT: we chat about chattin’

IMPOSTER! IMPOSTER SIGGERS! > :frowning:

Jokerine, I KNOW IT’S YOU! Because the last bit talks about a crappy laptop :stuck_out_tongue:
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Some cross-posting just resulted in this little piece of gold:

^win

I can’t believe I scored mormon jesus on the cool-meter…

Mormons believe in Mormon Soup.

“Lost connection to Steam?” This is a new one on me.

It’s happened to me a few times lately. Still working at the moment for most of us, although awsgames appears to have been kicked off too. Wait a wee while and if it doesn’t reconnect, try restarting Steam.

:fffuuu:

i see stoopid people: HEY
Banhammer: HAI
Lamsey: hi eternalness
[ZAP] $JRobs$: hi
Cave Johnson: Hello
Banhammer: what up dawg
[ZAP] $JRobs$: hello…
[ZAP] $JRobs$: again
Banhammer: hai
Banhammer: l like greetin peoplez
Cave Johnson: lol
i see stoopid people: naked girl going into closet
i see stoopid people: lol
i see stoopid people: 007 btw
Lamsey: what? naked girls? WHERE
[ZAP] $JRobs$: in the CLOSET
Lamsey enters closet
Lamsey: no wait
Lamsey: that sounds bad
i see stoopid people: lol
i see stoopid people: what, never been with girl in closet
Banhammer: 23:40 - Lamsey enters closet -> WHAT
Lamsey: i hear it’s not girls you usually find in the closet :-p
i see stoopid people: COME ON, ive been in closet with girl before
[ZAP] $JRobs$: u find gnarnia
Banhammer: lceaning up?
Banhammer: lol and aslan
Cave Johnson: lol
Banhammer: but seriously stubbs, i hear closets arent very comfortable
Banhammer: all cramped and stuff
i see stoopid people: kinda cramped
i see stoopid people: could barely kiss her
[ZAP] $JRobs$: closets can kill u know
Banhammer: lol
Banhammer: how could they kill?
[ZAP] $JRobs$: they eat your soul…
Lamsey: om nom nom
i see stoopid people: lol
awsgames entered chat.
i see stoopid people: ROFL
i see stoopid people: hey
Banhammer: noez, my soul!
Cave Johnson: lol
awsgames: hello
Banhammer: harro
Lamsey: wb aws
Cave Johnson: Would that happen with a walk-in closet?
[ZAP] $JRobs$: dont joke
Banhammer: 23:43 - [ZAP] $JRobs$: they eat your soul… -> DO NOT WANT ;;
awsgames: Whats the CEO of Aperture Science doing in the Black Mesa chatroom?
[ZAP] $JRobs$: its a serious issue in america
Cave Johnson: …
Lamsey: aws: industrial espionage
[ZAP] $JRobs$: ITS A TARP!!!
Banhammer: TARP OH NOEZ
Banhammer: so we got a spah here?
Banhammer: no wai
Banhammer: :o
Lamsey: OMG TARP
[ZAP] $JRobs$: when i play the mod
[ZAP] $JRobs$: im gonna throw the tarps on people
i see stoopid people: ooo BM s
[ZAP] $JRobs$: but that will never happen
awsgames: when i play the mod
awsgames: im gonna throw snarks on people
Cpl.1nsane</3: reminds me
[ZAP] $JRobs$: oh shi
Banhammer: imma gonna stay idle with snarks
Banhammer: and play with 'em
Lamsey: haha
Banhammer: GODZILLA SNARK
Banhammer: NOM NOM NOM
awsgames: im gonna eat the snerks
Lamsey: that was awesome
awsgames: *snarks
Lamsey: i really hope that makes it in, lol
i see stoopid people: ya
awsgames: they look like they’d be good cooked with some butter on them
Banhammer: 23:47 - Lamsey: i really hope that makes it in, lol it better does
awsgames: like lobster or something
Banhammer: otherwise ill go on a hunger strike
Banhammer: lolol
Lamsey: :-o
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: back
Banhammer: HAI
Banhammer huggles
Lamsey: IIE
awsgames: back from where?
[ZAP] $JRobs$: one of these times when GorDOn wags his finger
[ZAP] $JRobs$: the snark is gonna get it
Lamsey: om nom nom
Cpl.1nsane</3: awww
Cpl.1nsane</3: tarp falls through npcs :9
Cpl.1nsane</3: * :frowning:
Lamsey: fail
[ZAP] $JRobs$: wha…
Banhammer: awww
[ZAP] $JRobs$: noooooo
awsgames: gottra go
awsgames: dinner time
i see stoopid people: :frowning:
awsgames: bye
i see stoopid people: bye
awsgames left chat.
Banhammer: wha
Banhammer: that was quick
i see stoopid people: not used to multi time zones
i see stoopid people: lol
[ZAP] $JRobs$: its midnight in new york
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber entered chat.
i see stoopid people: dinner time at 12
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: pancakes?
Banhammer: sure
Banhammer: :smiley:
i see stoopid people: hey
[ZAP] $JRobs$: yummy
Lamsey: mmm
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: ^
^
Lamsey: pancakes
Cpl.1nsane</3: 04:50 ftw
[ZAP] $JRobs$: am or pm
Lamsey: indeed
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: cakepsi back being taxi lol
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: 8:50 pm FTW
Cpl.1nsane</3: am
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: ahh aws left :frowning:
Banhammer: 23:50 - [SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: 8:50 pm FTW -> wha, not fair
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: cokesi, hyper?
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: cakepsi jailbot
Banhammer: almost midnight here
i see stoopid people: FTL speeds can be achieved through striong EM fields causing imaginary mass
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: :stuck_out_tongue:
Cave Johnson: gtg
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: 11:50 PM - Banhammer: almost midnight here --<same
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: dman
Cave Johnson left chat.
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: i win
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: cakepsi nite
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: ah damn it
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: slowage
i see stoopid people: lol
Banhammer: hahaha
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: COKESI
Banhammer: LIEZ
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: cake = lie?
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: 11:51 PM - [SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: COCKSI --> NO
Banhammer: so i hear
i see stoopid people: COKE = LIE
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: :frowning:
i see stoopid people: COKE = FAIL
i see stoopid people: MD = SMALL BALLS
i see stoopid people: lol
[ZAP] $JRobs$: COKE = PEPSI
i see stoopid people: NO
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: XD
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: NO
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: close enough
[ZAP] $JRobs$: it is a lie
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: 11:52 PM - [ZAP] $JRobs$: COCK = PEPSI <------ NO
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: :frowning:
Lamsey: lol hyper :-p
i see stoopid people: lol
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: hyper loves COCKSI
Banhammer: hahaha, talking about cocks again
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: sorry habit i must have picked up from here…
Lamsey: :smiley:
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: :stuck_out_tongue:
Banhammer: omg
Cpl.1nsane</3: [03:36:56] Kellburne > ɓuɪʎɐs əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍəuʞ ɪ ɥsɪʍ ɪ 'uɪɐɓɐ ɥsɪuɐds ɓuɪʞɐəds əɹɐ ƿɐəɥ ʎɯ uɪ səɔɪoʌ əɥʇ
Banhammer looks innocent
Cpl.1nsane</3: hrmph
Banhammer: wut
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: ?
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: hyper loves COCKSI -->
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: sorry habit i must have picked up from here…
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: :open_mouth:
Banhammer: well shucks
Cpl.1nsane</3: its easy to read :slight_smile:
Lamsey: that’s what you get for talking to aussies welsh
[ZAP] $JRobs$: English mother fucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Banhammer: we’re a bad influence
Cpl.1nsane</3: look at it upside down :stuck_out_tongue:
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: only on thursdays
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: >.>
Banhammer: 23:54 - [ZAP] $JRobs$: English mother fucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT -> FFFUUU
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: <.<
i see stoopid people: ROFL
i see stoopid people: upside down text
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: 11:53 PM - [SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: hyper loves COCKSI -->
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: sorry habit i must have picked up from here…
11:53 PM - [SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: :open_mouth:

.<
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: HA
i see stoopid people: yo no hablamamos espanol
Banhammer: ich sprachen deutsche nicht
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: >.<
i see stoopid people: thats german
[ZAP] $JRobs$: i cant speak spanish…
Lamsey: ich spreche keine deutsche, more like
Banhammer: nobody speaks spanish, sucky language from hell
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: sorry, i don’t speak STUPID
Cpl.1nsane</3: “the voices in my head are speaking spanish again, i wish i knew what they were saying”
Banhammer: Lamsey: <3
i see stoopid people: STILL GERMAN
[ZAP] $JRobs$: cant take in untill im a junior
CornetTheory entered chat.
i see stoopid people: [THIS] -> u sux
[ZAP] $JRobs$: oh shi
Banhammer: yoy gonna take spanish classes?
Banhammer: you must be nuts
[ZAP] $JRobs$: two devs
Banhammer: HIDETHE SHIT
i see stoopid people: im a juniour
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: cakepsi cornet :smiley:
[ZAP] $JRobs$: in one room
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: PANCAKES!
Cpl.1nsane</3: just one cornetoooooo
Cpl.1nsane</3 hums
[ZAP] $JRobs$: Two Devs, One Room
Banhammer: oh noez
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: fight to the death?
CornetTheory: Two Devs, One Cup
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: we are that bad for 2 dev here? :stuck_out_tongue:
Cpl.1nsane</3: ^^
Banhammer: FFFUUU
Banhammer: 23:57 - CornetTheory: Two Devs, One Cup -> do not want
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: 11:57 PM - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: we are that bad for 2 dev here? :stuck_out_tongue: <— fail grammar
Banhammer: GONNA GET KICK’D
[ZAP] $JRobs$: the fong has bad grammar
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: two pancakes, one cup
Lamsey: brb
i see stoopid people: one thing about devs/programmers, have bad typing skills
Cpl.1nsane</3: even cornet has admin :frowning:
i see stoopid people: XD
i see stoopid people: lol
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: BANZAI!!!
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber left chat.
CornetTheory: I own the channel
Banhammer: oh noez, it’s the star!
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive hids from creator of BM steam community
Banhammer: D:
CornetTheory: no nyah
Banhammer hides from the star
Banhammer: >.<
[ZAP] $JRobs$: oh noes i gots nowhere to hide
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive asks “is it safe?”
CornetTheory: I could make a place
Banhammer: COME HIDE WITH ME
CornetTheory: lol
Banhammer: it aint safe
Banhammer: ><
i see stoopid people: brb, goin for pepsi
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: lol…
Banhammer: SHUCKS MIDNIGHT
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: yea midnitepsi
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: you have exam?
[ZAP] $JRobs$: i have an exam tommarow
[ZAP] $JRobs$: oh wait
[ZAP] $JRobs$: its midnight
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: you mean today
[ZAP] $JRobs$: so today
i see stoopid people: IM DOOOOOMED
Banhammer: hahaha, what about?
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: ninja’d
[ZAP] $JRobs$: math regence
Banhammer: OHSHI
Banhammer: >:<
i see stoopid people: my parents bought a pack of 5 hour energy
[ZAP] $JRobs$: after that im done
[ZAP] $JRobs$: it has no guarana
Banhammer: needs moar durazno imo
[ZAP] $JRobs$: and no sugur
[ZAP] $JRobs$: needz moar bears
Banhammer: no sugar? sux
Banhammer: and moar guayaba
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: get moer cakepsi
Banhammer: nah, moar green tea
Banhammer: :o
i see stoopid people: sparkling green tea
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: lol
i see stoopid people: diamonds sparkling in the light
[ZAP] $JRobs$: who wants bubbling green tea
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: cakepsi back stubbs :smiley:
i see stoopid people: blood diamonds
Banhammer: hear it tastes like bullsquid snot
i see stoopid people: bloody marry
i see stoopid people: drive safe tonight
[ZAP] $JRobs$: dear god
i see stoopid people: lol
[ZAP] $JRobs$: watch out for bears
Lamsey is going to go and try to get some sleep
Banhammer: and deers
[ZAP] $JRobs$: they can kill
i see stoopid people: i just made my own bing commerical
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: lol
[ZAP] $JRobs$: and hurtz ur automovehicle
Banhammer: hahaha cool story bro
Lamsey left chat.
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: :open_mouth:
i see stoopid people: wha
i see stoopid people: Y
[ZAP] $JRobs$: nooo
i see stoopid people: YYYYYYYYYYYYY
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: LAMSEY!!!
[ZAP] $JRobs$: it cant be
Banhammer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: :frowning:
Banhammer: >.<
i see stoopid people: was it something i said
i see stoopid people: AGAIN
[ZAP] $JRobs$: yes
Banhammer: IT IS YOUR FAULT
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: he’s offline too?
i see stoopid people: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i see stoopid people left chat.
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: …
[ZAP] $JRobs$: oh shi
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: STUBBS???!!!
Banhammer: STUBBS? STUUUUUUUUUUUUBS??
i see stoopid people entered chat.
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: stubbs…?
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: :frowning:
Banhammer: hai
i see stoopid people: lol
[ZAP] $JRobs$: thank god he alive
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: cakepsi stubbs
Banhammer: lamsey is gone tho :frowning:
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: :frowning:
CornetTheory: well don’t look at me
Banhammer: well shucks!
Banhammer: :frowning:
[ZAP] $JRobs$: dont look at him
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: is he offline? :frowning:
[ZAP] $JRobs$: it wull burn ur eyes
Banhammer looks away
Banhammer: yeah, hes offline
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive cries
Banhammer: sometimes i forget about timezones, it must be pretty late there in the uk
[ZAP] $JRobs$: must of had to do stuff that lamsey has to do
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: but still, no good nites?
i see stoopid people: actually early lol
Banhammer: the light of CornetTheory’s star hurts my eyes and my soul ;
;
Banhammer: [ZAP] $JRobs$:: yep, he’s going househunting
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: shines soo bright…
Banhammer: hyper: hahaha, he was very tired
Banhammer: stubbs: early?
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: yea…
Banhammer: omg yeah, +5 hours there…
Banhammer: 5 am?
Banhammer: holy cra
i see stoopid people: VERY early
Banhammer: ´p
Cpl.1nsane</3: bo
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: yea…
Cpl.1nsane</3: my skills finish during downtime tommorow
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: time zone…is crazy
Banhammer: ooops, kept him up too long then…
i see stoopid people: lol
[ZAP] $JRobs$: its been rain for 2 weeks here
[ZAP] $JRobs$: raining*
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: we must have viv :frowning:
Banhammer: haha, same here, raining, but only for a few days
Banhammer: hyper: LOLZ
i see stoopid people: the world needs ONE time zone
Banhammer: yeah!
CornetTheory: if it was flat we could do it
Banhammer: i mean, wtf, 5 hour difference? crazy
i see stoopid people: the diffrence would be when night comes
Cpl.1nsane</3: the world isn’t flat? :open_mouth:
Banhammer: let’s stomp on the earth real hard!
[ZAP] $JRobs$: we need to change the night
Banhammer: 00:08 - Cpl.1nsane</3: the world isn’t flat? :open_mouth: -> it is shaped like a cube, silly :wink:
CornetTheory: figuratively but not physically
[ZAP] $JRobs$: ur your star powers
Banhammer: ur? use?
Banhammer: yeah, use the starz powerz!
[ZAP] $JRobs$: sorry im really tired
Banhammer: hehe, it’s fine :slight_smile:
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: well i must head to bed :frowning: me tired…
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: good mornitepsi everyone :frowning:
Banhammer: i think im going to bed too
Banhammer: gnite, hyper
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: nitepsi viv
Cpl.1nsane</3: nn
i see stoopid people: night :frowning:
Banhammer: gnite, everybody :smiley:
Banhammer waves
CornetTheory: sleep TIGHT
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive cakepsi everyone
CornetTheory: MUahahahaAUHAUHauhauhauahuhaa
Banhammer: 00:11 - CornetTheory: sleep TIGHT -> :frowning:
Banhammer: IMMA GONNA FLEE FROM THE STAR!
Banhammer: GENTLEMEN
Banhammer left chat.
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: CAKEPSI
MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive left chat.
i see stoopid people: ARGHHH WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIVING
[ZAP] $JRobs$: to live!!!
[ZAP] $JRobs$: just a hunch
CornetTheory: eat fuck and die

i know its long, but its funny

I’m not reading all of that, I’m sure its not all funny, trim it maybe?
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Trimmed.

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