BMS steam chat moments

[The_Minotaur]

Bujeebus |Team Demoman|: joker, wanna b FREINDS
[TW] Jokerine: sure bujeebus
Bujeebus |Team Demoman|: YAYZ

Retard or just plain creepy? YOU DECIDE.

jk Bujeebus

[_rot_fodder]

¤ MaЯtyr ¤ entered chat.
Lord Kandy Kane: oh shit a russian
¤ MaЯtyr ¤ was kicked by Lord Kandy Kane.
[BC]RabidMonkey: rofl
Lord Kandy Kane: phew
(rot)(fodder): hahahahaha

[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I wonder…
(rot)(fodder): wat
Krazor: What?
(rot)(fodder): O_O
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs disconnected.
(rot)(fodder): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Skilgannon]

Dunno why, this amused me:

geekofalltrades (Team Soldier) entered chat.
Skilgannon:
geekofalltrades (Team Soldier) left chat.
Skilgannon:

[Patonki]

Because you posted it yourself

[Skilgannon]

There was more, but it seemed not as funny with it. Less was more in this case…

[DenDrio]

[W!ickeD]-Legendary_Kit_N:
[W!ickeD]-Legendary_Kit_N: bye
[TW] Door: [TW] Siggs [SOLDIER]: it won by miles <- The problem with posting it in a public forum like that is you’re going to get a bunch of randoms who don’t know what the vote is about, see CS:S and vote for it.
[W!ickeD]-Legendary_Kit_N left chat.
[W!ickeD]-Legendary_Kit_N entered chat.
[W!ickeD]-Legendary_Kit_N: wait
[BMV] DenDrio [TEAM 5P41]: i dont understand why we dont play a mod
[W!ickeD]-Legendary_Kit_N: repeat that last message

[TheDragonMask]

@zim

That fucking dragon mask :hmph:

T’was a joke. But I guess no one understood that.

[Keresh]

No one understands you. EVER.

[baconeggs]

Agreed

[TheDragonMask]

Ha baconeggs I should have known :pirate:. BTW, why do you guys hate me, seriously wtf man!:meh:

[baconeggs]

Extremely bad grammar and sentence structure coupled with over use of abbreviations, idiotic and retarded statements, inflated sense of coolness and the fact that you may be 12.

[TheDragonMask]

Thank you for your honesty, while I agree that I don’t use very good sentence grammar in the chatroom, I try my best to edit every thing I say on the forum. I’d like an example of an idiotic and “retarded” statement. Also I may have a sense of pride to what I say, I’m sorry it offends you, but thats the way I am, I guess.

While I am not 12 I may be young by your standards, and I’m not going to disclose that info. I’m sorry if I offend you and I don’t want this hate to stand between a good time on the forums OR the chat room. I feel like I can trust you will not act like an asshole if we can settle this now. I know you might think I am full of my self by trying to settle this reasonably, but seriously, I never wanted to offend anyone, OK. Let’s leave this now.

[Edit]: Silence in the crowd

[Lamsey]

10:51 AM - Calgar |TG|: i got fucked by strapon

:fffuuu:

[Calgar]

I can’t nothing if i got fucked by strapon >.> <.<

[Door]

[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(: I like cocks

EDIT:
And later.

Calgar |TG|: who’s the faggot here?
[TW] Door: YOU
[TWP]Flash-Killer[R.I.P Max :’(: No I am

…I think flash is trying to tell us something.

[Flash-Killer]

:fffuuu:

I already told you
I can’t deny being a faggot…

[Trigger_Proximity]

@TheDragonMask

I’d like an example of an idiotic and “retarded” statement.

Hmm Ok Lets see

@TheDragonMask

I still think Black Mesa’s delay is because of Valve striking a deal to hire the team, and sell it on steam. Which is a good thing, I hope the Black Mesa team gets jobs at Valve

Point Proven.

Edit: Also BAD GRAMMAR methinks on your quoting of retarded and not idiotic when it should of been “Idiotic and Retarded” Proving more idiocy.:hmph:

[Soup]

@Trigger_Proximity

Hmm[,] OK[,] lets see[.]

…

Point Proven.

Edit: Also[,] methinks you used BAD GRAMMAR when quoting retarded and not idiotic[,] when it should have been “Idiotic and retarded[,]” proving more idiocy.:hmph:

Irony.

[Nosehole]

@Soup

Irony.

It’s rampant on the internet.

[Door]

That’s because it’s one of the only forms of humour that translates well onto the Internet.