BMS steam chat moments

[Patonki]

Quality discussions.

37: NO
[-TSG-] raw_bean [A]: No
37: yes, no
[-TSG-] raw_bean [A]: No
37: yes
37: no
[-TSG-] raw_bean [A]: no, yes
37: no, no
[-TSG-] raw_bean [A]: faggot
37: no u

[Doom]

16:05 - Doom-ed Warlord: fap fap fap
16:05 - [BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe - EID!: O-o
16:05 - [BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe - EID!: BOYS
16:05 - [TW] utmåningsman: i didn’t even notice untill now
16:06 - [TW] utmåningsman fap fap fap
16:06 - [BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe - EID!: PULL YOUR PANTS UP AT ONCE
16:06 - [BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe - EID!: THIS IS NOT TELEVISION!

[shifty]

James Kane: my actions hurt everyone
RabidMonkey: including me
RabidMonkey: and my ass

caught in the act

[Grey_Acumen]

I changed the gameinfo.txt file so I showed up as “In-Mod Black Mesa”

Edited for relevance

@Black Mesa Chat

Specter: how is the mod goin
MasterHyperActive: Booze Mooze Snooze iz ded
MasterHyperActive: sorry
Grey Acumen: I’m playing it now
James Kane: Specter: how is the mod goin <— it died 4 years ago, whats left from the nuclear diaster is a struggling team is perverts
Grey Acumen: Mod is coming along great
James Kane: of*
Grey Acumen: I’m writing up the final bug report now before beta testing is finished
Specter: that’s nice
Grey Acumen: well, I’ll have to go back through to make sure all of the bugs have been fixed
Specter: I wonder the size of the total file
James Kane: too lazy to read the bugs, lets just ship it EA style
Grey Acumen: you think so?
Grey Acumen: I mean, there’s that really nasty one a the beginning of teh game that has caused entire computer crashes
Grey Acumen: are you sure we should just ship that way?
James Kane: perfect
James Kane: we will ship it activision style
Grey Acumen: well, I suppose that’s the way to do it
Süggestive: Fuck bugs
Grey Acumen: if they break their computer while using the mod, then they won’t have one to complain to us about it with
Süggestive: make millions
Specter: Do it the Valve way
Grey Acumen: anyone that doesn’t get teh bug wont be complaining
James Kane: the mod is free
James Kane: but the patch costs money
Grey Acumen: oooh, nice
Specter: Grey do you have any idea about the size of the mod files?
James Kane: we will patch the game in 2 years
Grey Acumen: hrmm, well, so far it’s about 5 GB
Specter: woh
James Kane: and that will be to fix a convar
Grey Acumen: there’s a lot of content
James Kane: 5gb? ha
James Kane: its more like 15gb
MasterHyperActive: you mean 10GB with addition
Grey Acumen: well, with teh patch, yeah
[TW] Soup: Grey, you lie
MasterHyperActive: or that kane
[TW] Soup: you lying liar
Grey Acumen: woah, wait
Grey Acumen: 15?
Specter: Can not you make it like 7zip or somethin
James Kane: im pretty sure
James Kane: let me check
Grey Acumen: I hate .rar
Grey Acumen: we’re just doing a straight zip
James Kane: we will make it rars with 200 mb per rar
James Kane:
Specter: I have a shitty internet
Specter: 1 megabits
Grey Acumen: didn’t you order teh CD yet?
Grey Acumen: DVD **
Specter: it will take ages :8
James Kane: Blue Ray DVD*
Grey Acumen: yeah
Grey Acumen: You were supposed to get it on preorder a week ago
Specter: Where can I order one?
James Kane: ok its over 8 gb
Grey Acumen: it should be in teh downloads section
James Kane: now its 10
Grey Acumen: well
MasterHyperActive: we already have them
Grey Acumen: it was
[TW] samzala: they had to make a quadruple layered bluray disc just for bm
James Kane: still going up
Grey Acumen: I think you missed the order period
Specter: order period?
Specter: wth
Grey Acumen: yeah
MasterHyperActive: yup
James Kane: oh gawd over 70k files
Grey Acumen: they had about a weeklong period were nmembers could order the disc
Specter: is that a joke
MasterHyperActive: no
James Kane: 11.6 GB with 69, 531 files
Grey Acumen: didn’t you see the announcement?
James Kane: 5k folders
James Kane:
Specter: no not really
Grey Acumen: they did an early release with teh main files
Grey Acumen: beta version
Lord Dravek: BM will be released in 2012
Grey Acumen: and that way we could just download the patch
James Kane: https://www.blackmesasource.com/beta
Grey Acumen: and be playing almost right away
Grey Acumen: but they didn’t leave it open forever
Grey Acumen: they only had so many discs available for shipping
MasterHyperActive: mostly for regulars here
James Kane: you should see xen…we replaced the organic look with cell shaded pokemon/wow look
Grey Acumen: he’s just kidding, Xen is actually pretty sweet
Grey Acumen: I’d take a screenshot
Grey Acumen: but the devs banned the last guy who did
Specter: cool
James Kane: Grey is lieing, xen is actually pretty shitty
Specter: Is the announcement part of the forum is only for registered members?
Grey Acumen: yeah
Specter: I’ve never registered on the forum :o
Grey Acumen: wait
Specter: damn it
Grey Acumen: let me check
James Kane: do it
Grey Acumen: yeah
Grey Acumen: wow
James Kane: Xen was made by midgets who smoke crack
Grey Acumen: i didn’t notice that until just now
James Kane: the trick was giving them crack after they made the maps
Grey Acumen: the announcements section in the forum doesn’t even show up if you aren’t logged in
James Kane: Announcement:: James Kane is Sexy
Specter: Me too grey, lol
MasterHyperActive: only certain members
Lord Dravek: James Kane: the trick was giving them crack after they made the maps> who paid for the crack ?
James Kane: There was no crack
Grey Acumen: stole it
James Kane: we lied
James Kane: it was sugar
Grey Acumen: that’s what they’re telling the cops anyway
James Kane: but the midjets without crack for several days didnt notice
Lord Dravek: you could have used powdered milk too
James Kane: sugar worked
James Kane: we just had to pee on it to give it the natural smell of crack
Specter: why did not I register ? :’(
Grey Acumen: you probbaly just don’t love Black Mesa enough
Grey Acumen: it’s okay
Lord Dravek: so it was golden crake?
Grey Acumen: you’ll just wait a little longer
Specter: I still do not see any announcements section
Grey Acumen: I’m sure the public release will be soon
Grey Acumen: sometime in 2010 was the last I heard
James Kane: oh rly
Savant: You folks should have made “2009” into “WHEN WE WANT ASSHOLES, WE’RE THE GODDAMN DEVS”
Grey Acumen: or 2010
Specter: Where is the announcements section?!
Savant facepalms
Savant: hooookay.
Specter slaps.
James Kane: well we ment 2009 BC not 2009 AC
Savant: uh
Grey Acumen: um, shouldn’t that be 2009 AD
James Kane: nein
Specter: can someone send a link of announcements?
Grey Acumen: 2009 Alternating Current?
MasterHyperActive: specter, it is only for certain members
James Kane: I perfer Alternatice Crusade and Bastertized Crusade
Grey Acumen: https://forums.blackmesasource.com/forumdisplay.php?f=1
Grey Acumen: there you go specter
Grey Acumen: it’s at the top of the list
Grey Acumen: wait, did you only just register now, specter?
Specter: there is only 2 topics there
Specter: yup
Grey Acumen: oh, well, sorry
Specter: I have been checking the news section always
Grey Acumen: you’re still at a cockroach level
Specter: what level do I need
Grey Acumen: um, zombie? I think…
Specter: how can I be a zombie
Grey Acumen: more posts
Specter: thats not fair
Specter: I will not post then
Specter: ffs I will wait
MasterHyperActive: lol
Grey Acumen: oh, wait
Grey Acumen: I’m only a houndeye
Specter: I am not at the liberty to post a shit.
James Kane: fight the power!
Grey Acumen: so you probably only need about 100 posts
[TW] Soup: I am so quoting that
MasterHyperActive: lol xD
MasterHyperActive: isn;t it too long?
Specter: 100 potsts
Specter: omg
James Kane: for every infraction I give to specter for posting a spam related post i shall ban you for one day Grey
Specter: No I can not do that in a day :8
MasterHyperActive: oh shap kane haha
Grey Acumen: lol
Grey Acumen: yeah, I figured that would happen
James Kane: and I can give many infractions
James Kane: worth zero points, thus infinite many
Specter: gmm there is 1518 threads
James Kane: Im already hovering over both profiles
Specter: I can probably make 100 comments on em
Specter: na nevermind
James Kane: 100 days grey?
Grey Acumen: It’ll be so worth it
James Kane: haha
Specter: I may not do that on a forum of such a mod
James Kane: <3
Specter: at least I do not want to get banned .p
Specter: Maybe I can bug a forum admin for permissions
MasterHyperActive: lol good luck with that
Grey Acumen: try Raw_Bean
MasterHyperActive: PM Ram
James Kane: Raw_Bean is nasty
James Kane: your best to bug Raminator
Specter: but that would not be nice
Grey Acumen: you’re right
Savant: bye
Savant left chat.
James Kane: Raw_Bean would probably ban you on site
James Kane: he is evil
James Kane: free BlackMesa Media:: https://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1948/bmsecretshot2.jpg
MasterHyperActive: check the BM chat moment thread in Offtopic
Specter: oh ok
Specter: I’ll go play hl2dm
Specter: they did not sell the orange box to me :’(

@Black Mesa Chat

Grey Acumen: hey, specter
Specter: Hey grey
Specter: what is up?
Grey Acumen: i think I managed to trace back the download link for Black Mesa
Grey Acumen: it might still be working
Specter: I am not anymore keen about it
Grey Acumen: ah
Grey Acumen: okay
Grey Acumen: true, it’s not worth getting banned over

@Specter Chat

Specter: sh
Grey Acumen: https://www.blackmesasource.com/downloads/mirror/BMSbeta_v0979.zip
Specter:
Specter: it is down
Specter:
Grey Acumen: damn
Grey Acumen: sorry
Specter: no problem
Specter: My internet is really slow
Specter: I will download it when it is released to public
Specter: I have 1mbit, it takes 4 hours sometimes for a gb

I think specter was just playing along, but I’m still not totally sure…

[Imonfire]

[Siggs]

Holy shit, you say you edited that?
.

[Grey_Acumen]

well, if you actually DO read it, it’s the length itself that is the most amusing part.

[samzala]

AngrE M0nkE entered chat.
[TW] samzala: bananas everywhere
AngrE M0nkE: AAAA
AngrE M0nkE left chat.

AngrE M0nkE: wait what am i doing here
[TW] samzala: bananas
AngrE M0nkE: AAA
AngrE M0nkE left chat.

[samzala]

He doesn’t like my bananas.

[Imonfire]

@samzala

He doesn’t like my banana.

Fixed :3

[samzala]

You’re confusing my bananas with my speshul banana.

[sersoft]

LOL BANANA MEANS PENIS LOLOL THIS SO FUNNEH

[raw_bean]

…whereas that bit of sarcasm there was comedic genius in comparison?

[Patonki]

BM Chat; Tacos and Aids.

[Kepler]

where is this chat you speak of?
this is relevant to my interests

[awsgames]

[Winged_One]

My sig has the best moment in chat, imo. Best bacon moment, too.

[Collision]

Raminator: oh jesus
Raminator: i think searching for corgi puppies has crashed internet explorer
37: Working as intended
Raminator: CUTENESS APPROACHING CRITICAL LEVELS
Raminator: BRACE YOURSELVES
Raminator: ^___________________________________^
baconeggs disconnected.
(AEF) Collision.QP?: lol
(AEF) Collision.QP?: bacon forgot to brace
Raminator: hahahahahahahahaha
37: it crashed his computer
37: He got the CSoD

[Zsub]

FyBe: im going aswell
FyBe: bb all
[TW] Jokerine: bai fybe
[TW] Jokerine: bai
FyBe left chat.
[TW] Jokerine: OH GOD FINALLY SOME PEACE

[baconeggs]

@Collision

My wireless had to drop out at that critical time, didn’t it?

Funny thing was I’d already typed “Cuteness does not affect me!” when it happened.