BMS steam chat moments

LoserMan255 · November 24, 2018, 6:44pm

CatzEyes93 · November 24, 2018, 6:44pm

bahahahahahaaaaa!

Kajshgfka · November 24, 2018, 6:44pm

Best one IMO

CTID: i’m sick of my 2GB iPod nano
RM24: 2GB
RM24: WUT
RM24: WUT
Kajshgfka: ill punch you in the foot with my head
CTID: it’s a 2-
CTID: …
CTID: wut
Kajshgfka: perfect timing

Winged_One · November 24, 2018, 6:45pm

Just as a preface, the guy just admitted in chat he was getting free games from a pirated version of Steam:

PIRINJA: Hello Clyde
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Hey
PIRINJA: This is PIRINJA
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Yea i see…
PIRINJA: My real name is David Parchis and I work for Valve
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Oh nice.
PIRINJA: I see you have admitted to piracy here
PIRINJA: I thought we’d seetle this of of chat
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I didn.t
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I said.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I will unnistall it.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Don’t worry.
PIRINJA: We already have your IP address
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I said i am gonna unnistall it.
PIRINJA: Can I have the name of the said person who gave it to you?
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Like…
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Oh
PIRINJA: I’m afraid he will have further Steam access denied, as well
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Like…
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Oh
PIRINJA: I’m afraid he will have further Steam access denied, as well
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: {SMB}Adi{SMB}
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Yea…
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Sorry
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: But i didn’t knew…
PIRINJA: Please don’t give me that crap
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I don’t.
PIRINJA: I work very hard to make these games
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I’m jsut trying to explain you.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I know.
PIRINJA: Every night to provide for my wife and kid
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I beleive you.
PIRINJA: And you just assume we’re giving away our games for free?
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Don’t worry.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I JSUT SAID UP THERE THAT IM GONNA UNNISTAL IT!
PIRINJA: It doesn’t matter
PIRINJA: You already broke the rules
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Well ban me and that’s it{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I won’t have acces to steam anymore.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Cuz i can’t play them without steam.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I got them on steam.
PIRINJA: I’m afraid further use of Steam, even a legitimate copy, will be blocked
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Yea.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Agreed…
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: You’re right.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I’m glad you will ban this acount.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I don’t want to play anymore.
PIRINJA: And unfortunately, the FBI have been notified of your action.
PIRINJA: Not because of me
PIRINJA: Or Valve
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Fbi doesn’t have to do anything with this.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Mate.
PIRINJA: They regularily scan Chat logs
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Federal Bureau of INformation.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Nice.
PIRINJA: Don’t tell me what goes on
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Though i don’t really belive you.
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: but
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I didn.'t
PIRINJA: Excuse me
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I have the free,independence to say my opinion.
PIRINJA: But you are mistaken
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: No
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I meanI
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: I believe you with the valve thing
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Thought the fbi…
{SMB}Clyde{SMB}: Not really.
PIRINJA: It’s the Federal Bureau of Investigation

Then he logged off.

Soup · November 24, 2018, 6:45pm

Siggs · August 11, 2020, 1:59am

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<.<
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Level · November 24, 2018, 6:45pm

Hey, I just noticed I’m in your sig!

Siggs · November 24, 2018, 6:45pm

Keresh · November 24, 2018, 6:45pm

Good job siggs. You edited out my engrish sentence.

Siggs · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

lol.

:fffuuu:
.

Keresh · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

Soup · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

And they never came…
:[

Keresh · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

:C

Level · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

Of course not, do you really think they’d get into it enough to finish with a random?

Soup · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

We’re talking about Keresh, remember?

Winged_One · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

The rest of the convo was even worse. =/

EDIT: Actually, what the fuck, same convo, later on:

[TW] Soup: well, better go kill yourself then, Winged
[TW] Soup: nice knowing you
PIRINJA: take pictures?
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: ofcourse
[TW] Soup: yeah, sure, add to the innapropriateness
[TW] Soup: you scum
Lt. Cmdr. Cocoajoe [66th A-D]:
[TW] Soup:
Tokamack: = l
Tokamack left chat.
[TW] Soup: haha
Lt. Cmdr. Cocoajoe [66th A-D]: is someone gonna die tonight on the real?
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: hopefully
PIRINJA: I’ll hang myself with an aborted umbilical cord while burning a Jewish star, jacking off to the Bible, and writiing satirical political cartoons about the Prophet Muhammed
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: what a way to go
PIRINJA: It’ll be the most inappropriate suicide EVER
Lt. Cmdr. Cocoajoe [66th A-D]: That’s…undignifying.
Lt. Cmdr. Cocoajoe [66th A-D]: Not to mention all the publicity
PIRINJA: My abortion comment was still worse =/
[TW] Soup: and you should say a swear
[TW] Soup: that would be shocking
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: ^
[TW] Soup: ^
PIRINJA: POPPYCOCK
Lt. Cmdr. Cocoajoe [66th A-D]:
[TW] Soup: OH MY EYES
[TW] Soup: CANNOT UNSEE
Lt. Cmdr. Cocoajoe [66th A-D]: Depressing chat too depressing
[TW] Soup: oh wait
Lt. Cmdr. Cocoajoe [66th A-D] left chat.
[TW] Soup left chat.
[TW] Soup entered chat.
[TW] Soup: that’s beter

Soup · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

Trigger_Proximity · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

geekofalltrades · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

[noparse]
PIRINJA: I secretly replaced every utterance of “an” with “POPPYCOCK”
Door @H|H: lol
PIRINJA: It’ll be awesome
[TW] Soup: oh my gon
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: POPPYCOCK?
PIRINJA: POPPYCOCK
PIRINJA: It’s like PIRINJA
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: DID I HERE POPPYCOK?
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe entered chat.
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: OH MY
[TW] Soup: WASH YOUR INTERNET MOUTHS OUT
PIRINJA: But with less PIRINJA
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: I DID HERE POPPYCOCK
PIRINJA: And more POPPYCOCK
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe slides in
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: Hear it even
Door @H|H: “When suddenly POPPYCOCK apple fell on my head.”
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: OHAI DARK
PIRINJA: YES YOU HEARD POPPYCOCK
Door @H|H: hi dark
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: wtf
PIRINJA: hey dark[/noparse]

Collision · November 24, 2018, 6:46pm

zim: ░░░░░
(AEF) Collision.QP?: ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
(AEF) Collision.QP?: ITS AN ARMY OF WHITE ANTS
zim: D:
(AEF) Collision.QP? ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
(AEF) Collision.QP?: NOW THEY ARE BLUE
zim: ¯(°_o)/¯
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: NOW THEY ARE GREEN
zim disconnected.
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: AND IT’S BIGGER THAN YOUR ARMY
(AEF) Collision.QP?: OH GOD
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: AND ZIM COULDNT HANDLE IT
(AEF) Collision.QP?: THEY GOT ZIM
(AEF) Collision.QP?: WHO IS NEXT
(AEF) Collision.QP?: D:
[TW] Soup: you
[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: no u
(AEF) Collision.QP?: D:
(AEF) Collision.QP?: OH SHIT GUYS
(AEF) Collision.QP?: OH SHIT
(AEF) Collision.QP?: OH SHIT
(AEF) Collision.QP?: OH SHIT
(AEF) Collision.QP?: OH SHIT
(AEF) Collision.QP?: OH SHIT
[TW] Soup: OH SHIT