samzala: oi howbout some tf2
Siggers: I’m gonna put this in teh other room and charge it…
Siggers: and fuck off to have a shower
Nosehole: I’d be up for TF2, but I have to drive a friend to work in 30 mins…
Siggers: if people are TF2ing, I’ll join then
Siggers: right! EVERYONE
Siggers: TO MY SHOWER!
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: tf2… i feel leftout D:
Siggers: >.>
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: ALL RITE
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: alrthough o just had a shower
Siggers: come to my shower, you won’t be left out
Nosehole jumps into Siggs’ shower
samzala: FUCK
Siggers: 
Nosehole: GIT IN ‘ERE, BABE
Siggers: sam or ban?
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: who?
Nosehole: all of yer
Nosehole: nekkid
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer jumps into Siggs’ shower
Nosehole: YUS
Siggers: wooo
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: 
Siggers: QUICK!
Nosehole: Epic fornication ahead!
Siggers: GET IT AWN
samzala: grr. i’d join but i gotta kill these fleebags
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: hahahaha, dooo eeeet
Siggers humps Ban
Nosehole fornicates epically
Siggers: with himself
Siggers: o_0
Nosehole: D:
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer humps Siggs
Siggers: >:-D
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: fuck yeah 
Siggers: INDEED
Siggers: oh shi-
Nosehole: damn you Siggers… I’ll get you next time!
Siggers: nevar!
Nosehole: …
Siggers: ?
Nosehole: well, then I’ll simply hump Hammar
Nosehole: 
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer:
Siggers: D;
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: im all up for it
Nosehole: YAYAYA
[CAKEPSI] CrAzY: wat
Siggers: loolol
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: what can i say, german speakers are the shiz
Siggers: OK, i’ll join Hammer, while you join this hammar person
Siggers: whoever that may be
Nosehole: >.>
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: oooooooooh, clever
Siggers: >.>
Siggers: <.<
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: purses at dawn?
samzala: NEWS JUST IN - in bm chat today happened a sex orgy of three in the shower of a certain mister “Siggers”…
Siggers: lol
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: sam: hahhaha
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: sounds good for a headline
Nosehole: SECKS SCANDAL ON TEH INTERNETS
samzala: also reported to be a part of the event were two other members, their identities are being unveiled as we speak
Siggers disconnected.
Siggers entered chat.
samzala: it would appear that mister Siggers is here! SIGGERS SIGGERS, ANY COMMENTS ON THE CURRENT EVENTS!
Siggers: yup
Siggers: giggity
Siggers: that is all
Siggers: or possibly giggity goo!
Nosehole: D:
samzala: you prolly heard him but i repeat, all mister Siggers would apply was giggity, or possibly giggity goo
samzala: do not be alarmed, mental agencies have alraedy been contacted
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: he’s speechless, maybe traumatized
Siggers: …
samzala: NEWS JUST IN - the identities of the other two subjects in the current “Siggers sex shower” events have been unveiled!
Siggers: OH SHI-
samzala: it would appear it was an orgy of two men and a certain female. nationalities are still uncertain, but we do know that the other male, a certain mister “Nosehole” speaks english with a certain german accent, it is unknown from which middle european country he originates from
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: hahahaha
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: sam: oooooh, busted D:
Nosehole: OSHI
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: heck yees
samzala: the sole female subject who had joined the orgy appeared to be of southern american origin. we are only speculating, but the name our contacts would come up with is Banhammer, who also runs with an alias of “Jokerine”
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: sam: goddarn busted
samzala: miss Banhammer would appear to be here! MISS BANHAMMER! DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENTS!?
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: who are your sources anywayyyy
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: NO COMMENTSS
Nosehole hides from the medias
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer storms off
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: ohshi, they saw us together nose
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: RUNNN
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer runs
Nosehole: FUUU
samzala: no comments made by the sole female subject in the “Siggers sex shower” sscandal
Nosehole runs too
Nosehole gets in car
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: haha you have a car?
Nosehole: YOU’LL NEVAR GET ME ALIVE BITCHES
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: excellllent
Nosehole: why, yes, I do
Nosehole: Git in here, seckseh
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: DRIVE FAST LIKE YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE
samzala: it would appear we have a chase at our hands! the police seem to be racing towards their cars, we can only guess but it would appear that two Siggers sex scandal subjects are trying to make a run for it!
Nosehole: DONE
samzala: CAAB
samzala hails cab
samzala: chase those police vehicles!
Nosehole puts the paddle to the metal
samzala: psstpedalpsst
Nosehole: 100hp, baby :3
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: nose, put the PEDAL to the metal, you’re gonna get us killed with that paddle of yours
Nosehole: o, rite
Nosehole is fix’d
samzala: what is this? i’m afraid there is a chance that the two escapees have had an accident, yes, medical attention is being administered
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer bleeds
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer: MEEDIIIICC
Nosehole: DOKTAR!
samzala: i’m afraid we’re being pushed aside by the police
Nosehole: …where is suggestive when you need her
[CAKEPSI] Banhammer:
Nosehole: DON’T TAZE ME BRO!! DON’T TAZE ME!
Nosehole: NGAAAH
Nosehole spasms
samzala: this story was being told by yours only, samzala! stay tuned for more info on the hottest scandal of the 21st century!
samzala: it was reveiled that there were no “sources” who unveiled the identities of the other three people who were subjects to the original scandal. mister samzala was spying on the whole ordeal all along
samzala: we have three tapes of the original scandal, filmed from different angles recorded by samzala. unfortunately, since the issue is still under investigation, we are not alloved to air it
samzala: pssstwatchat2amandwewillairitthenpssst
