BMS steam chat moments

[Siggs]

indeed that is the case.

AngrE KerEsh: Corgi entered chat
AngrE KerEsh: O-o
[-TW-] ijgs: he did?
AngrE KerEsh: yes
AngrE KerEsh: at full speed
[-TW-] ijgs: and is that a good thing?
AngrE KerEsh: I’m not sure
AngrE KerEsh: I guess so

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[Nosehole]

[Team Walrus] :€ Collision: what a country i live in
[Team Walrus] :€ Collision: bscly
[Team Walrus] :€ Collision: every animal can kill you if it wants
Nosehole: Well, it’s a country where there’s winter in the middle of summer
Nosehole: naturally you fail at everything else

Ram is gonna kill me…

[OldDirtyBastard]

@Nosehole

Ram is gonna kill me…

No, but Jambo is.

[MasterHyperActive]

11:30 AM - [TWP]Flash-Cow[R.I.P Max :’(]: Then why the hell did you ask in the first play -_-’
11: 30 AM - CrAzY: what play?
11: 30 AM - Peacekeeper[GER]: what first play
11: 30 AM - [TWP]Flash-Cow[R.I.P Max :’(]: place*
11: 30 AM - MasterGeneriCakepsi CowperActive: the play of how failed ppl can be
11: 30 AM - Peacekeeper[GER]: my feet hurts
11: 30 AM - Peacekeeper[GER]: i failed so hard that second

[JamesKane]

[-TSG-] raw_bean: Just to reassure you all let me just say that this conversation still pleases my pussy

[Imonfire]

[Siggs]

Making good use of the .gif making skills there
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[Lamsey]

Awesome spelling errors are awesome.

12:53 PM - DarkBabe [OM]: Lamsey: You’re such a pervert…but the type I can actually bare with

:jizz:

[TheOneAndOnly]

Oh ho ho ho.

[Jack]

@Imonfire

I CAN HAS GIF FOR SIG? pm me

[Imonfire]

I already have it so it would be extremely unoriginal ( See rule 22 ) but it’s the interwebs and I have no copyrights so do what you want.

[shifty]

@shifty

shifty: Imagine this: ur making out with ur gf whos dead drunk and she barfs in ur mouth while ur making out with her… OMG THAT WOULD BE AWESOME XD … NOT
Cpl.Jokerine: OH GOD NO
shifty: XD
Cpl.Jokerine: THE MENTAL IMAGE
jOHnnY UBeRscHuTZeN: ugh
Cpl.1nsane<3: taking advantage much?
Cpl.Jokerine: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Rossman: DATE RAPE!
(rot)(fodder): imma brb, gotta wash my mind

Im soo good at mind rape :3

[MaxTheLimit]

Shifty the very thought of that gave me an erection. The stuff my girlfriend eats is delicious.

[Rossman]

everyone had a bad image in their mind for the rest of the night

[shifty]

@Rossman

everyone had a bad image in their mind for the rest of the night

good times…

[Siggs]

GARD : Mines really short…

Siggs: sam, GET IN HERE
samzala entered chat.

:fffuuu:
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[samzala]

Someone called?

[raw_bean]

Freaky.

[Lamsey]

11:21 PM - [SanFROD] would have a hard… penis

:fffuuu:

[Suggestive]

Jack’s Smirking Revenge: any1 know how to disarm a shotgun?
Jack’s Smirking Revenge: its a benneli
Oz : UniMoose: Disarm?
Jack’s Smirking Revenge: yeah
Oz : UniMoose: Or disemble?
evitsegguS[CEDIM]: jack: engage safety, pop the breech, take out the shells
Jack’s Smirking Revenge: hmm
evitsegguS[CEDIM]: disclaimer: i know nothing about guns
Cpl.1nsane<3: NO DISASSEMBLE!
Jack’s Smirking Revenge: im guna try that
Cpl.1nsane<3 runs
evitsegguS[CEDIM]: oh god no
evitsegguS[CEDIM]: someone is going to die
evitsegguS[CEDIM]: because of me
yesmaL: OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[-TW-] ijgs: shoot untill it stops shooting
Siggs: I’d love to know how you have a loaded shotgun, but dunno how to use it?
evitsegguS[CEDIM]: find a heavy and unload it into him
evitsegguS[CEDIM]: he’ll survive
Jack’s Smirking Revenge: well, some parts of it are jiggling, but thats the best i can manage