BMS steam chat moments

[Suggestive]

[-TSG-] cool_beans: A human I mean
[SJ!] Keresh: no
[SJ!] Keresh:
[SJ!] Keresh: You’re like a
[SJ!] Keresh: mixture of
[SJ!] Keresh: a
[SanFROD] - Otacon’s step mom: twat
[SJ!] Keresh: hmm
[SanFROD] - Otacon’s step mom: and
[SanFROD] - Otacon’s step mom: a
[SJ!] Keresh: mammals
Banhammer: hahaha

[TheOneAndOnly]

18: 31 - Banhammer: ;_; everybody plays tf2 but me
18: 31 - Soldier 13_AH Zeus Son Upgrade: and me
18: 31 - Banhammer: I FEEL SO UNCOOL
18: 31 - Banhammer: </3
18: 31 - Soldier 13_AH Zeus Son Upgrade: me too
18: 31 - Soldier 13_AH Zeus Son Upgrade: what we will do
18: 31 - Banhammer: have sex?
18: 31 - Banhammer: <3
18: 31 - Soldier 13_AH Zeus Son Upgrade: XD

[OldDirtyBastard]

^he’s your next target, after Lamsey?

[TheOneAndOnly]

What can I say? Lamsey has disappointed me.

[OldDirtyBastard]

Oh shit. This doesn’t look good…

[Brother_Shrike]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Crazy: hi
brother.shrike: sup
Banhammer: WHAT THE FUCK
Ballsopt: O__O
brother.shrike: team walrus?
Banhammer: I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE CLICKED
Banhammer: hello, shrike
Hot564231: FUCK THE WHAT!
Banhammer: IMMA GONNA FUCK THE WAT
Banhammer: ANYTIME
Ballsopt: FUCK THE WHAAAT
Hot564231: WAT WAT IN HE BUTT
Banhammer: as long as it isnt a hamster
Ballsopt: I SAY
Hot564231: ol’chum
Crazy: This chatroom may not be appropriate foe anyone.
Hot564231: indeed
Hot564231: its like 4chan with black mesa
Banhammer: but with moar RELEASE DATE
Crazy: oops
Crazy: didnt mean to add you
Crazy: DO NOT ACCEPT
Crazy: NEWB
Ballsopt: lol
Banhammer: imma gonna ignore yer add
Hot564231: Lies
Crazy: i love
Crazy: me
Hot564231: and you
Banhammer: i dont
Hot564231: shit
Crazy: Will there be st
Crazy left chat.
Crazy entered chat.
Banhammer: wat
Crazy: wat
Hot564231: Crazy bitch!
Crazy: wat
Hot564231: wat wat in the butt
Crazy left chat.
Crazy entered chat.
Hot564231:
Crazy: :
Banhammer: a hamster
Banhammer: ?
Banhammer: OMG
Crazy: ‘’;:
Hot564231 looks at pictures of hamster porn to see if it exists
Banhammer: i still want puppy ice cream tho
footballrulez_16 entered chat.
Crazy: Hi
Hot564231: footballlllllllllllllllllllllll!!!1
brother.shrike is now playing Half-Life 2: Deathmatch. Click here to join.
Crazy: rule 34
footballrulez_16: WHAT?
Hot564231: Hiu
Banhammer: HELLO
footballrulez_16: who are u guys? not meaning 2 be mean
Banhammer: Pleased to meet you, footballrulez_16
footballrulez_16: You too
Banhammer: How do you do, my dear friend?
footballrulez_16: good
Hot564231: footballrulez_16 is cool, we should rape him
footballrulez_16: why?
Banhammer: or her
Crazy: Because we love you
footballrulez_16: i am a dude
[-TGS-] roasted_bean: o hai
[-TGS-] roasted_bean: I lag
[-TGS-] roasted_bean: you>
Banhammer: introductory ritual
Hot564231: cuz we want to fuck you and abuse you
Banhammer: introductory ritual, football
footballrulez_16: ok…
footballrulez_16: ok
Banhammer: we all went though the same
footballrulez_16: shoot
Hot564231: YES!"
brother.shrike: lulz
Crazy: This is 4chan black mesa
brother.shrike: this is going in the thread, methinks
[-TGS-] roasted_bean: it’s shrike!
footballrulez_16: ?
Hot564231: indeed, I fucked they watched
[-TGS-] roasted_bean: and hot#
brother.shrike: um yes it is
Banhammer: but first,football, are you a girl or a boy?
footballrulez_16: well?..
footballrulez_16: i am a boi
[-TGS-] roasted_bean: guy
Banhammer: damn
Hot564231: We don’t believe you!
[-TGS-] roasted_bean: I mean, the names football, comeone
footballrulez_16: im 12yrs old
Banhammer: liez
Banhammer: your name says 16
Hot564231: Mmmm… jailbait
footballrulez_16: im not lying
brother.shrike: if not inferred from football then should have been obvious by reading previous posts
footballrulez_16: i like the number 16
brother.shrike: ho ho o
brother.shrike: *ho
Banhammer: hahaha
[-TGS-] roasted_bean: hehehe?
Hot564231: Football the jailbait, shows like a tv show
brother.shrike: omnomnom
footballrulez_16: i cant have it as footballrulez_12
Banhammer: why not?
footballrulez_16: becuz i already used that 4 a different account
brother.shrike: i’m sorry, ultimate is way better than football
Crazy: HEY EVERYONE NEW GUY IN CHAT RAPE AND ABUSE HIM!!11111
Crazy left chat.
Hot564231: Yaya!
Banhammer: you can change your name anyway, football
Ballsopt left chat.
brother.shrike: ONEONEONEELVEN!!!111!!!11!!!1!!!
footballrulez_16: i know, i dont really want 2 though
brother.shrike: LAZY
brother.shrike: thats my type
Banhammer: LAZYYYY
footballrulez_16: why, should i change it?
Hot564231: LETS ALL ADDED FOOTBALL TO OUR FRIENDS LIST AND WE CAN ABUSE EVERY NIGHT yay!!!
Banhammer: OKAY SHRIKE, YOU GO FIRST THEN
footballrulez_16: ok!!
footballrulez_16: OK!!
footballrulez_16: I HAVE NO FRIENDS ON MY LIST
Banhammer: AWWW
Hot564231: all the better, yay!
footballrulez_16: i have no games also
brother.shrike: to bad.
footballrulez_16: sigh
brother.shrike: *too
Hot564231: all the better, yay!
Banhammer: i aint giving you any game tho
footballrulez_16: i know
brother.shrike: nope
Crazy entered chat.
footballrulez_16: i need $40 more dollaz
Banhammer: unless youy have something to offer in exchange, football
brother.shrike: goddamn crazy
footballrulez_16: 4 something
Crazy left chat.
Crazy entered chat.
Hot564231: can’t help you, but raping, we can
brother.shrike: 4 what
footballrulez_16: im not asking 4 it
footballrulez_16: Prototype
brother.shrike: hl anthology
Crazy: Guys, I am dissapoint.
brother.shrike: k
brother.shrike: very.
brother.shrike: need the tear.
Banhammer: why, crazy
Banhammer: TELL ME WHY
footballrulez_16: Or, i just need $10 more dollaz
Hot564231: just priate it
brother.shrike: you cried
footballrulez_16: 4 Mirrors Edge
brother.shrike: and why u lied to me
Banhammer: who lied :o
brother.shrike: guitar riffs
brother.shrike: u said tell me why
Hot564231: priate it, the poor mans chose
Banhammer: listento the man, he knows!
brother.shrike: so i said you cried, and why you lied to me
Crazy: NO!!!
Hot564231: YES!!!11111
footballrulez_16: Can i add someone in here 2 my friends list?
Banhammer: depends on who
brother.shrike: ya mmkay
footballrulez_16: can i have u?
brother.shrike: but i’m not on that much
brother.shrike: hang on
footballrulez_16: Thanks
brother.shrike: k
brother.shrike: but you need a pic
Hot564231: Now we can abuse you in private
footballrulez_16: Ok
brother.shrike: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hot564231: Yay!
brother.shrike: *A
footballrulez_16: lol
geekofalltrades entered chat.
Banhammer: HIYA
brother.shrike: sup geek
footballrulez_16: HAI
Hot564231: Geek! my lover! my dream boat!
geekofalltrades: hooray! my computer downloaded a Source SDK update and now the model viewer crashes Hammer!
Crazy: YOU’VE BeeN HIT BY THE

Cakepsi

brother.shrike: HAI THERE GUISES!!!111!!!1!
Crazy: HEIGH!!!
Hot564231: valves stuff always breaks
brother.shrike: well, hlmv hasn’t worked in ages
footballrulez_16: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP
Crazy: your mom breaks
geekofalltrades: I guess so
footballrulez_16: nice
Banhammer: HEY SHRIKE YOU POSTING THIS CHAT TO THE BMS CHAT THREAD?
geekofalltrades: anyone know anything about this?
brother.shrike: nope
brother.shrike: could i guess
Crazy left chat.
Banhammer: ALL RIGHT
Banhammer: geek: nope, sorry
Hot564231: remember the optomised update of hl2, that damn well near broke the steams
brother.shrike: someone else whose not working on 3 essays for finals might tho
footballrulez_16: Anyone here need any jobs done?
brother.shrike: ya mmhm
Banhammer: what kind of job?
footballrulez_16: (For money)
Hot564231: sexual jobs?
brother.shrike: right my essays
footballrulez_16: Not like that!
footballrulez_16: Unless…
Banhammer: ?
footballrulez_16: what about ?
Banhammer: unless wut
footballrulez_16: unless ur hot
Hot564231: unless he dressed up in womens chothing
footballrulez_16: awwwwww
Hot564231: and thats me!

[TheOneAndOnly]

:fffuuu:

[OldDirtyBastard]

protip: snort crack may have bad effects on your convos in BM chat.

[Nosehole]

@Jokerine

What can I say? Lamsey has disappointed me.

LOVE IS OVAR! :fffuuu:

[Collision]

no time for love

desktop thread

[OldDirtyBastard]

WHAT IS LOVE!
Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me…
No more…

[raw_bean]

Look in your sig.

[Siggs]

[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: Siggers always fails atspelling
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: at spelling*
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: shi
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: shit*
=NG= Siggers: LOL
Nosehole: oh the lolery ^^

[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: lnk or it didn’t happen
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: link*
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: FUC
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: FUCK*

OldDirtyBastard dipping to my level of spelling
.

[OldDirtyBastard]

@raw_bean

Look in your sig.

xD

expanded:

[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: https://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/walrus.jpg
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: I LOL’d
deuterc disconnected.
=NG= Siggers: haha
[MEDIC]Süggestive: That moustache
Nosehole: WALRUSMAN
[MEDIC]Süggestive: it is a work of art!
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: Everybody in team should have one
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: even gals
Nosehole: O_ô
=NG= Siggers:
[-TSG-] raw_bean: hawt
Nosehole refuses
[-TSG-] raw_bean: do want
=NG= Siggers: HA
Nosehole: I like my women shaved
=NG= Siggers: I HAVE A CHATROOM, WITH A PERSON IN IT
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: xD
Nosehole: siggs: is the person you?
=NG= Siggers: Disclaimer: excluding me
=NG= Siggers:
Nosehole:
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: no
=NG= Siggers:
[-TSG-] raw_bean:
=NG= Siggers: kicked him
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: https://www.ppp.org/prod/prods/00-03-eden/animals/walrus-wide.jpg
=NG= Siggers: XD
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: fail
=NG= Siggers: it feels gooooood
[MEDIC]Süggestive: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: even gals <-- wut
[-TSG-] raw_bean: lol
Nosehole: :fffuuu:
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: even gals <-- wut <—yeah
=NG= Siggers: donnie darko…but with a walrus?
[MEDIC]Süggestive: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: even gals <-- wut <—yeah <— :fffuuu:
=NG= Siggers: O_o
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: https://www.funpic.hu/funblog/allatok/allatok_20.jpg <—oh hell naw
=NG= Siggers: [MEDIC]Süggestive: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: even gals <-- wut <—yeah <— :fffuuu: <— donnie walrsu
[MEDIC]Süggestive: =NG= Siggers: [MEDIC]Süggestive: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: even gals <-- wut <—yeah <— :fffuuu: <— donnie walrsu <— walrsu? Russian Walrus?
[MEDIC]Süggestive: I am confuse
Nosehole: WE MUST PUSH LEETLE KART!!
=NG= Siggers: [MEDIC]Süggestive: =NG= Siggers: [MEDIC]Süggestive: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: [-ODB-] Spinnazzz: even gals <-- wut <—yeah <— :fffuuu: <— donnie walrsu <— walrsu? Russian Walrus? <— NO U
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: Siggers always fails atspelling
=NG= Siggers: imagination fail
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: at spelling*
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: shi
=NG= Siggers: space mate, you need one
=NG= Siggers:
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: shit*
=NG= Siggers: LOL
Nosehole: oh the lolery ^^
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: xD
=NG= Siggers: edited, forum’d
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: lnk or it didn’t happen
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: link*
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: FUC
[-ODB-] Spinnazzz: FUCK*
Nosehole: LOL

[Siggs]

Lamsey: except when i’m on the opposite team, then i fist her
Lamsey: either way she loves it

:fffuuu:
.

[Lamsey]

12:20 AM - Fragbanana: how do i make my words blue?
12:20 AM - =NG= Siggers says you use magic
12:20 AM - Lamsey types in blue — /me types in blue
12:20 AM - =NG= Siggers: type /me before your words
12:20 AM - =NG= Siggers: dammit!
12:21 AM - Fragbanana: — /me fragbanana thanks you

:facepalm:

[TheOneAndOnly]

21:57 - Spooks: Err, you could remove certain elements.
21:57 - Spooks: Gotta see if you could kill all.
21:57 - Spooks: But the menus are SLOOW.
21:58 - Banhammer: awww
21:58 - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: slow like cheetha on crack?
21:58 - Banhammer: well, the hud still looks cool
21:58 - Banhammer: EAGLE VISION
21:58 - MasterHyperActiveLawlzagenessive: ok taht was bad joke i just made…
21:58 - Banhammer: hahaha
21:59 - Spooks: Like a cheetah after crack, more precisely.

[Duck]

well, my mate was using my account and was having a convo with someone from the bm chat. this isnt me talking, but its pretty funny.

AwkwardOrpheus: The cake is a spy.
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: No you are.
AwkwardOrpheus: No the cake is…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: No you are!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: >=o
AwkwardOrpheus: or am i…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I just said you are…
AwkwardOrpheus: yps a ruoy
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Do me a favor shove the dishwashing liquid up your arse, and sit on your old, trustworthy washing machine and just sit back, hold on and let it do all the work for you!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =)
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: My mother taught me that trick!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Ohh this isnt duck im his mate using his pc…
AwkwardOrpheus: Lol
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: So before you demote him or whatever you fuckers do…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: dont. =)
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: lol
AwkwardOrpheus: lol?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Yes Morpheus…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Lol!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I don’t care ifit’s Orpheus!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: >.<
AwkwardOrpheus: lol
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Are you litteratly lol’ing?
AwkwardOrpheus: no
AwkwardOrpheus: well mabie
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: or ahh… are you being a homofag and sending me lots of love!? >=o
AwkwardOrpheus: O.O
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: lol
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =p
AwkwardOrpheus: your very randome
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: And you slightly turn me on.
AwkwardOrpheus: O.O
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: So ahh… come back to mine, you can watch me feed my fish…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: You in?
AwkwardOrpheus: O.O
AwkwardOrpheus: GAY
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Fine i’ll get my broken vaccum cleaner out of the recycling bin and we can have some fuzzy tingle times.
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: No!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Your the queer one…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I DONT HAVE FUCKNIG FISH TO FEED! >=O
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Sicko!
AwkwardOrpheus: i aint the one who said tht
AwkwardOrpheus: O.O
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I know…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: but seriously, dont mess with me
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =l
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Serious face, see that shit!?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Dont mess with me man!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =l
AwkwardOrpheus: what??
AwkwardOrpheus: i dont
AwkwardOrpheus: what
AwkwardOrpheus: huh?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: That’s what i thought.
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Now be a good tadpole and fetch me a chicken and mayo sandwhich.
AwkwardOrpheus: no
AwkwardOrpheus:
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Fuck you!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =;
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =’*
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Serious face!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =l
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: !!!
AwkwardOrpheus: ¬_¬
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Ima fuck you up!
AwkwardOrpheus: o.o
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Gouges eyes out of your face MORPHEUS!
AwkwardOrpheus: u mean the guy spying on u right, not me
AwkwardOrpheus: right?!
AwkwardOrpheus: RIGHT???
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: YOU ARE THAT GUY!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: racist!
AwkwardOrpheus: NO IM NOT THT GUY
AwkwardOrpheus: IM NOT AUSTRALIAN IM ENGALISH
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: you english?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =D
AwkwardOrpheus: yes old chap now i shall go eat a scon
AwkwardOrpheus: wait
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: dont be a cunt
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: racist!
AwkwardOrpheus: YOUR SPY CARS A MINI ?!?!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: i like poms!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =(
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: No you eat some toast and regurgitate it all over my sack!
AwkwardOrpheus: What ?!?!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I said…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: GET ME A MILKSHAKE.
AwkwardOrpheus: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I’ll cia you in a second…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Your going to rape me?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: CIA FOR YOU BUCKO!
AwkwardOrpheus: LOL
AwkwardOrpheus: WTF
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: what?
AwkwardOrpheus: what?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: SUCK ME CHERRY!
AwkwardOrpheus: what?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I SAID SUCK ME CHERRY!
AwkwardOrpheus: who
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: you
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: your my cherry
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: now hop on it
AwkwardOrpheus: Michal Jackson caught you backstage
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: doing?
AwkwardOrpheus: hideing
AwkwardOrpheus: he CAUGHT u
AwkwardOrpheus: haha
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Well i caught you in alaska fucking my pet camel!
AwkwardOrpheus: u got raped my MJ
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: your mj?
AwkwardOrpheus: FUK NO
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: so you paid him to rape
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: mne?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: you two go way back or something?
AwkwardOrpheus: wtf
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: old fuck buddies…
AwkwardOrpheus: i hate MJ
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: still are?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Suree…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: just a cover up
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: fucking sick fuck!
AwkwardOrpheus: MJ is a gay shit crap stupid fucking dumbass
AwkwardOrpheus: I hate HIM
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: but you love being inside him right?
AwkwardOrpheus: WHAT
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: i think your getting offended! =p
AwkwardOrpheus: WHAT IS THE GROUP U HATE ON STEAM THE MOST
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I dont use steam…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =/
AwkwardOrpheus: Furry group, 4chan ??
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: My kettle produces steam! =D
AwkwardOrpheus: WHAT
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: open your god damn fucking ears!!
AwkwardOrpheus: S-TEAM
AwkwardOrpheus: ¬_¬
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: DINO
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: FUCK!
AwkwardOrpheus: what?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: You heberverian fuck!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: pop my cherry, Cherry!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: you want to fuck me?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Sorry i dont do anal.
AwkwardOrpheus: FUK NO
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: But you and mj you must of picked up some old dirty habits from each other.
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!
AwkwardOrpheus: what
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: now your like eating a dish served coold mother fucker!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =l
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Dick stroker three thousand?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: How may i direct your orgasm?
AwkwardOrpheus: i dont have headset
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: to MJ!?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Wow! your our only customer to subcscribe to such a premium offer!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: PWN’D
AwkwardOrpheus: i aint even listening
AwkwardOrpheus: LOL
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: YOU THINK ITS FUNNY WISE GUY
AwkwardOrpheus: ok im just not even gonna TRY to listen
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: you read it fuck twat!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: imma put some lotion on you
AwkwardOrpheus is now Offline.
AwkwardOrpheus is now Online.
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: see this screwdriver?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: points at screw driver
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Talk to me woman!!
AwkwardOrpheus: im a boy
AwkwardOrpheus: + i dont reall give a shit now so STFU
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Bitch! give me a strip tease!
AwkwardOrpheus: i really dont wanna speak right now as u can see im PISSED OFF
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Did i piss you off baby?
AwkwardOrpheus: IM A FUCKING BOY YOU IDIOT
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: So your not a girl?
AwkwardOrpheus: duh yes im not a GODDAM GURL
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =o
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: So that’s why MJ is rather fond of you!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =)
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: It all makes sense now!
AwkwardOrpheus: I TOLD U HE ISENT U FUCKING TWAT
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: YOU LIKE LITTLE BOYS YOU LIKE LITTLE BOY!
AwkwardOrpheus: IM NOT A PEDO
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: MJ BEGS TO DIFFER!
AwkwardOrpheus: SIROUSLY STFU
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Shove Tiny feaces in Uranus?
AwkwardOrpheus: shut up Duck
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Is that a party trick you learnt of MJ?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: It’s not duck,
AwkwardOrpheus: shut up
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Quack?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =/
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Dude, i’m sorry am i pissing you off?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Orpheus?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: =(
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: I’m sorry man.
AwkwardOrpheus: ok
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Alright man, i’ll do you a favor…
AwkwardOrpheus: y
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: So i dont have to struggle, i’ll let you and your ‘buddy’ (whether its casper, mj who cares!) tie me up and i’ll strip down and bend over the huge stuff teddy you and mj tried tricking me into taking that will trigger chloroform out its mouth just so you can do your business any…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: way you’d like too! =)
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Deal?
AwkwardOrpheus: FUCK OFF SHUT UP U FUCKING IDIOT
AwkwardOrpheus: I HATE MJ
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: but fucking me up the arse is a different story?
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: You like that idea!?
AwkwardOrpheus: shut up
AwkwardOrpheus: i hate you
AwkwardOrpheus: and i hate mj
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: but but but…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: that’s all you want from me…
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: butt sex!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: you butt fucker!
AwkwardOrpheus: ok i should just block you
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: fine i’ll tighten my arse cheeks so you cant penetrate me.
AwkwardOrpheus: i mean on s-team i aint a gay faggut u RETARD
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: so your a non gay faggot?
AwkwardOrpheus: I AINT GAY
AwkwardOrpheus: UR THE GAY ONE
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: No, i wasnt the one who used chopsticks for Kicks!
[-SS-] DucK - Dancy Time!: Pwned!
AwkwardOrpheus is now Away.
AwkwardOrpheus is now Online.

[raw_bean]

Jesus Christ. I’m not going to read anything longer than a dozen or so lines. Just excerpt the funny or interesting bits, don’t copy and paste great swathes of dull text.

[Duck]

@raw_bean

Jesus Christ. I’m not going to read anything longer than a dozen or so lines. Just excerpt the funny or interesting bits, don’t copy and paste great swathes of dull text.

I find it all funny