BM Steam chat quotes

[Jack_Freeman]

@BM chat

Door: apparently ffx and x-2 are coming to steam
Door: hell yeeees
Fnork: don’t they suck
Maxey: don’t you suck
Fnork: no I’m gay
Quark: but then you do suck
Fnork: quark how do you not get this yet
Quark: you’re trans?
Fnork: what
Quark: right if you were trans-girl lesbian then you would suck even more wouldn’t you
Fnork: sure why not
Quark: either way you suck, don’t you?
Fnork: if it makes you happy
Quark: uh
Fnork: I can make you real happy quark
Fnork: if you’ll let me
Door: no homo
G-Rona: I’m confus

[Fnork]

11:24 - entered chat.
11:25 - : Once their was a lady called fnork
11:25 - : and she asked for a fork
11:25 - : hu3hu3hu3, screw off me
11:25 - left chat.
14:34 - Fnork: what

[Fnork]

Fnork: “Why doesn’t she have nipples?”
Quark: “She’s a kid”
Fnork: “Kids have nipples”

[G-Rona]

18:02 - Quark: damn i fucked my framed dick

[Jack_Freeman]

Door: that’s amazing
Door: i pooped to go faster, then ate the poop

[Jack_Freeman]

Quark: i’ve acquired a strange habit of making origami while watching shows and movies
Quark: because my fucking hands just can’t stay stil
samzala: tjo
samzala: so that’s what hte kids call it these days quark, gotcha
Quark: y-yeah
Quark: i uh
Quark: i make origami
samzala: uhhhuhhh
Quark: y-ya
Spence!: ori-dongi
Quark: yeah because i’m constantly fapping while watching literally anything
Quark: doesnt matter if it’s a bloody mess going on, i’m still fapping to it
samzala: “shows” and “movies”
samzala: i bet you watch them for the plot too
samzala: you filthy animal
Quark: 12 years a slave? fapped to it
Quark: avengers? fapped to it
Quark: saving private ryan? fapped to it
Spence!: well you could say just from name alone that 12 years a slave has some bsdm context to it
Spence!: and rearrange saving private ryan to saving ryan’s private
Spence!: I dont know how to sexify avengers
NuclearDan?: just name some more movies
Quark: brokeback mountain? fapped to it
Quark: wait
samzala: kek

[Jack_Freeman]

DickFort: I have always had several husbandos because my virtual self is a prolific whore

[Maxey]

@Maxey

23:56 - Dealer: I hate when people advertise there shitty twitch streams with there steam name

23:56 - Dealer: pisses me off
23:57 - Maxey: i agree with you their
23:57 - Maxey: they’re
23:58 - Dealer: no
23:58 - Dealer: there
23:59 - Dealer: They’re is they are
23:59 - Dealer: “I agree with you they are”
23:59 - Maxey: oh
23:59 - Maxey: thank you
23:59 - Dealer: np
23:59 - Maxey: your better then my english teacher
23:59 - Dealer: If your english teacher is that bad
25 de maio de 2016
00:00 - Dealer: You need another school lol
00:00 - Dealer: I’m a bartender college dropout
00:00 - Dealer: I shouldnt be better than an english teacher at grammar
00:01 - Maxey: defiantly
00:02 - Dealer: Defiantly
00:02 - Dealer: u mean definately
00:02 - Dealer: Defiantly means like
00:02 - Maxey: definatly
00:02 - Dealer: Your really intense about the thing your doing
00:02 - Dealer: “I am defiantly fucking this bagel”
00:03 - Dealer: Means that ur really goin ham into that bagel
00:03 - Dealer: but “I am definately going to fuck this bagel”
00:03 - Dealer: means you have decided to fuck that bagel
00:03 - Dealer: u beautiful disaster u
00:04 - Maxey: in a chat room, i could care less about grammer
00:04 - Dealer: But in life its important
00:04 - Dealer: You dont wanan mess that up in like
00:04 - Dealer: college applications
00:04 - Dealer: or something

Everyone was away while this happened. FFS.

[geekofalltrades]

God damn it, it’s “definitely.” Where’s my fucking stress ball.

[Tiki]

People are defiantly bad at spelling.

[JeffMOD]

It’s like the definite the rules or something.

[_rot_fodder]

This is fiscally painful to read.

[Agent6]

There defiantly good.

[Maxey]

@Quark

21:12 - Quark: if they’re very small i just swallow them

21:12 - Quark: if they’re medium size i spit them out, if they’re large i take them out

[Massey]

Definitely talking about pills right?

[_rot_fodder]

Defiantly talking about pills even