American here. :freeman:
Germany :3
Ich liebe mein Vaterland!
France.
Finland, the land of snow, reindeers and high education. 
It’s really cool how we have such an international community here.
I am the mighty Antman, from the Subterranean Mantle. My brethren and I are offended that you are recreating a game where you can murder bugs. Thusly, the surface world will be invaded in 17 seconds times the square root of the volume of Raminator’s nose. Have a nice, short existence, puny mortals!
…
(Seriously, though? American.)
But wait! What units do we use for volume?! :fffuuu:
Prettiness, of course. You all might have a while to wait for our impending invasion. Puny mortals.
Doesn’t that imply that “prettiness” is measured on a scale that includes negative integers?
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Don’t worry everyone.
You can’t even kill cockroaches in black mesa.
The prettiness of Raminator’s nose is astrononomical, even by Antman standards. The estimated measure of the volume of her nose is about one sextillion P (short for prettiness), a 181,139,141,201,518 on the attractiveness scale. Coincidentally, that is also the absolute top of the scale - anything more would cause a rift in spacetime, and not only would faeries and butterflies and ponies overpopulate the surface, but everyone would systematically ejaculate in their pants once every 10 seconds for the rest of their lives.
EDIT, BY THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY ANTMAN:
Yes, but you can kill antlions, can you not? It seems discrimination against bugs only applies to the small ones. Typical.
Raminator is a girl?
You learn something new every day…
Perhaps, perhaps not. We Antpeople don’t have very good eyesight, you see. She could very likely be a female, or male, or even both. We’d still all sleep with her and/or him, though, as all creatures would if given the chance.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure “Daniel Junek” means “a dude.” 
Pretty sure there won’t be any antlions in black mesa.
Goddamnit
I could’ve sworn there were dangerous bugs you could kill in Half Life 1 somewhere
Now my cover’s blown
You can still shop 2 extra legs on a headcrab and call it a spider. The aussies would definitely buy it.
Erm, I’m pretty sure you’d have to add 4 extra legs, but then they’d definitely think it was an Australian spider.
Probably best to interrupt this derailing with some rankings
1st - United States of America - 83
2nd - United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - 38
3rd - Federal Republic of Germany - 27
4th - Canada - 19
5th - Kingdom of the Netherlands (Holland) - 16
6th - Kingdom of Sweden - 15
7th - Kingdom of Norway - 14
8th - Federative Republic of Brazil - 13
8th - Commonwealth of Australia - 13
10th - Republic of Poland - 12
11th - French Republic (France) - 11
11th - Republic of Finland - 11
13th - Romania - 9
14th - Portuguese Republic (Portugal) - 8
14th - Argentine Republic (Argentina) - 8
14th - Denmark - 8
17th - Kingdom of Belgium - 7
18th - Czech Republic - 6
18th - Republic of Hungary - 6
20th - Republic of Chile - 5
20th - Russian Federation (Russia) - 5
20th - Slovak Republic (Slovakia) - 5
20th - New Zealand - 5
20th - Iceland - 5
20th - Republic of Turkey - 5
26th - State of Israel - 4
26th - Ukraine - 4
28th - Japan - 3
28th - Republic of Latvia - 3
28th - Republic of Estonia - 3
28th - Republic of Croatia - 3
28th - Republic of Bulgaria - 3
28th - Republic of Serbia - 3
28th - Republic of Lithuania - 3
35th - Italian Republic (Italy) - 2
35th - Malaysia - 2
35th - Kingdom of Spain - 2
35th - Ireland (Southern Ireland) - 2
35th - Kingdom of Thailand - 2
40th - Republic of the Philippines - 1
40th - Hellenic Republic (Greece) - 1
40th - Republic of Zimbabwe - 1
40th - Republic of Korea (South Korea) - 1
40th - Georgia - 1
40th - Republic of Indonesia - 1
40th - Singapore - 1
40th - United Mexican States (Mexico) - 1
40th - Republic of Peru - 1
40th - Hashemite Arab Kingdom of Jordan - 1
40th - Republic of South Africa - 1
40th - Republic of Slovenia - 1
I probably live within a couple of miles of you 
Wow, we’ve some from Japan as well? But what about China?