My personal favourite is meese, for the plural of moose.
Outstanding work Jon! Made me chuckle and was intelligently done. Bravo good sirrah, bravo! 
Although I must say, if you hadn’t told us you were aiming for Dostoyevski, I personally would have pegged it as a pitch perfect pastiche (ooh, aliteration much?!) of the interplay between Hamlet, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern… nevertheless, bloody marvelous all round old chap![/SIZE]
I’m seriously trying to promote “shoop” as the correct singular of “sheep”… I mean, it’s not like the English language couldn’t do with a bit more consistency…
Fucking.
Genius.
Quite enjoyed this one made me laugh quite hard at a few parts.
Overall its my favourite comic so far.
Wow, The humor in this comic was very dark but I was still able to appreciate it. I don’t know who Dostoyevski is, but I feel smarter after reading this comic. I gonna go wiki that name now.
No way dude, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern is jes excellent. You don’t have a monopoly on reading!
Bloody hell! A cultured Australian!!! :fffuuu: 
I was actually referencing Mr. Shakespeare, but Stoppard was too I suppose…
I just read it again… brightened my otherwise very trying day Jon, thanks!
You never had one before and it didn’t stop you.
He’s got a point.
I’ve never needed any justification for my sense of smug self satisfaction… I are better than everyone I know in every way that matters.
Just to clarify, he’s talking about penis size.
First good comic so far.
I know I’ve never said this before but…
I’m proud of you Psyborg 
Yeah… 'cos I need to brag that I’m hung like a hamster…
I really enjoyed that comic. I feel enriched in my soul, I think you should consider taking it too the west end.
Heh. Nice one. Very evocative and hilarious at the same time.