Go ahead, it’s a valid argument.
a head what?
Also apples, since the walrus bucket was implied.
FEUDALISM: You have bucket and apples.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have bucket and apples. The government takes them and put them in a store with everyone else’s buckets and apples. They are cared for by ex-banana farmers. You have to take care of the bananas the government took from the banana farmers. The government gives you as much apples and bananas as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have bucket and apples. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the apples.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have bucket and apples. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the apples.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have bucket and apples. You have to take care of them, but the government takes the apples.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have bucket and apples. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have bucket and apples. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have bucket and apples. Your neighbors decide who gets the apples.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have bucket and apples. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the apples.
BUREAUCRACY: You have bucket and apples. At first the government regulates what you can do with them and when you can eat them. Then it pays you not to eat them. Then it takes both, recycles the bucket, and uses the apples for pharmaceutical tests. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing bucket and apples.
PURE ANARCHY: You have bucket and apples. Either you sell the apples at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the bucket and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have bucket. You sell it and buy apples.
SURREALISM: You have two LCD monitors. The government requires you to work and pay taxes.
Good enough.
I vote purple.
That doesn’t even make sense.
This is funny because “apple” rhymes with “fractal,” or at least is close enough when the sun is on the ceiling.
Is snapple considered a rhyme with apple?
Oh, le snap :jizz:
On the one hand, apples make great bowls. Both meanings of bowls.
On the other hand, buckets are much more useful.
I’m gonna go with buckets, cause you can put plumbs in buckets.
You can put plumbs in apples.
Then eat them.
Once while I was was watering the pets my friend threw an apple to me from the house which is a good 100 yards away at least and at a bit higher in elevation. I tried to catch the apple in my bucket.
Apple vs. Bucket
Apple won. The entire bottom of the bucket exploded. Apple was unharmed. I couldn’t believe it.
It was a big sturdy bucket too.
Who wins here?
[COLOR=‘DimGray’]apple looses but the bucket looses the apple…
Clearly we win.
Grapefruit < Apple
Bin < Bucket
Alright then. That doesn’t really address the greater picture.
Plus Bins ≤ Buckets.
Your argument is irrelevant because “alright” was originally two words.
You can make gravity bongs with buckets, but then again you can also smoke out of apples. As far as I know though buckets are more tasty.