100 Things that are lies

yur mom’s lying in my bed! hur!

My sister is LIVING a lie

I don’t lie, I sit.

I am not awesome.

Raminators 9 inch penis :3

thats a lie cuz it cannot be measured with any tool available on earth

To the tune of all the your mom jokes in this thread; I would like to say that your mom is a tool and has probably done more then just measured Ram’s dick. :stuck_out_tongue:

if she’s a tool she can just use herself to measure Raminator’s penis :awesome:

Your mom is easy like Sunday morning.

Can’t get much easier than that!

Oh shit, I actually overlooked my sig when I posted in this thread.

this thread should remain unlocked

… is a lie.

my bible is filled with notes and scribblings from when i got bored and decided to deconstruct it one day.

Romans is pretty much JEWS JEWS JEWS; FAGS FAGS FAGS etc…

I am Ronald McDonald.

Montreal hockey team “Les Canadiens” winning the Standley Cup is a lie :retard:

It’s 10 inch.

i believe you mean 10 1/2

don’t forget the big pulsating growth on the side

Feels good man.

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